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Mke msemakweli

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Globu, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Mume alimuuliza mkewe, 'Mke wangu mpenzi hivi ushavunja uaminifu mara ngapi? MKE. 'siku moja nililala na mwenye nyumba kwasababu alikuwa anadai kodi' MUME'si mbaya sana'. MKE'mara ya pili siku ulipofanyiwa operation tukiwa hatuna pesa, ilibidi nilale na Doctor ili utibiwe'.MUME'kweli unanijali mke wangu'.MKE'mara ya tatu ni kile kipindi cha uchaguzi ulipokuwa unaomba kura ikabidi nilale na wapiga kura wako wote ili wakupigie kura'. MUME'tobaaa twende kwa babu ukapate kikombe FASTA.
     
  2. kinya

    kinya JF-Expert Member

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    teh..!teh! hi hi i
    umeifanya asubuhi yangu bomba
     
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    gracious86 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha haha
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    that is call a true love
     
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    mamanzara JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaa, nimeianza vyema siku kwa kicheko, hope nitafurahi siku nzima.
     
  6. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahaha imetulia
     
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    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Daaaa!! Kali sana. Aisee wife anajali huyo mpka basi.! Hahahahaha!
     
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    mfarisayo JF-Expert Member

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    Great!!!!
     
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    chloe.obrain JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh!!
     
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    itnojec JF-Expert Member

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    sijaipenda wala nn, huyo si mke msema kweli ila ni muongo...haiwezekani alale na wapiga kura wote
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe,huyu my wife wake noma...
     
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    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mbavu zangu mie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Natasha Ismail JF-Expert Member

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    Imetulia.
     
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    Aine JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo haipo kabisa hata kwa ndoto!
     
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    Mayasa JF-Expert Member

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    kazi kweli kweli..
     
  16. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe ukisusa wenzio wanafurahia mkuu. Hii ni jokes tu.
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe! tehe! tehe!,wife kich***e!
     
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    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Du! babu K!
     
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    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    heee nakubwa haya, yaani niwape kipochi manyoya changu wapiga kura? Watakudandia na kura hawatokupigia
     
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