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Mke apatikana....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by tindikalikali, Jan 26, 2012.

  1. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    Baada ya kuona mumewe amekawia kurudi nyumbani bibi alipatwa na hasira akaamua kumpigia simu kwa hasira ''....
    Uko wapi mpaka sasa hivi kinyago cha mwanaume wewe?"......mume akapokea kwa sauti ya kumbembeleza ....."dear unakumbuka duka linalouzwa vitu vya dhahabu ambalo siku ile uliona pete ukaipenda ile sikuwa na hela nikakwambia kuna siku darling nitakununulia?...Mke akajibu kwa furaha, kicheko huku akijilegeza .."Ehe ehe ehe nimekumbuka dear si pale kwa duka la yule Mwarabu? Mume akajibu "Yaah ndo penyewe ....sasa ukiwa hapo dukani kuna bar moja pembeni napata moja mbili baridi na rafiki zangu. Jijazie mazungumzo yalikuwaje baada ya hapo!!!
     
  2. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaa!!
     
  3. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahah,hii Wareno wansema VOCE NA SABE OQUE E AMOR.Nalog off
     
  4. Graph Theory

    Graph Theory JF-Expert Member

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    Tafsiri tafadhali.
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    yani hapo majibu"nyooo mshenzi mkubwa wee,huna haya mja wa laana,yani kumbe umekalisha hizo spoku zako hapo bar,nyambafff!!!!!!!halafu simu inakatwa..............
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Halafu mmewe nambipu apigiwe tena akiwa bar
     
  7. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    aah aah aah
     
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