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Mhhh.. Moment of Silence

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jewel, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. Jewel

    Jewel Senior Member

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    Teacher: - What's wrong?
    Johnny: - Our house is very small. Me,
    my mum, my dad, sleep on the same bed.

    Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny are u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slappes my face & gives me a Black eye"

    Teacher:- Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.

    The following morning Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.

    Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?

    Johnny:- Dad asked me again, Johnny are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still.

    Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up desperately & squealing like a hyena on the bed.

    Then my dad asked my mum, R u coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, r u coming too? Dad answered:- Yes.

    They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said “wait for me, I'm also coming”







     
  2. ropam

    ropam Senior Member

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    ha ha ha ha.....haya weeeee
     
  3. Mkale

    Mkale JF-Expert Member

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    Its so funny, teh teh teh teh!
     
  4. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    litle Jonny again
     
  5. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    mi sijaona hayo mengine, I only saw a kid physically and sexually abused
     
  6. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    me like it.
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh. Imenifurahisha kwa kweli.
     
  8. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    kicheko kikubwa mno.!!! Wait 4 me 2, these modern kids??
     
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    Hardwood JF-Expert Member

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    Watoto wote wa siku hizi wako kama JONNY coz wanajua michezo yote wanayofanya wazazi wao usiku...basi tu wana-keep silent!!!!
     
  10. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaa haaa johnny johnn!yes papaaaaa!dogo anataka kukam same time na wazazi wake lol!
     
  11. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    ni kweli kabisa
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaa...!!! It was fun
     
  13. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    reposted sred
     
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