Mchumba wa rafiki yangu

[CUTE]

hapo pagumu.....

BADILI TABIAhata hapana ugumu ni kiasi tu cha jamaa kufikiri kwa kutumia kichwa na sio feeling zake mana kama naye anamfeel huyo binti basi atamsaliti rafiki yake.mana huyo binti kaja na tatizo la kimtego zaidi

 

[TIQO]

Mpeleke jamaa ako kwa profesa maji marefu

 

[Comi]

Hapa unatakiwa kwanza ufanye utafiti kwa madaktari ujue chanzo na tiba yake halafu tafuta siku utoke out na mshikaji wako,mkiwa katika chupa moja,mbili ujifanye kuna rafiki yako anahilo tatizo na mmefatilia mpaka kwa madaktari na ushauri ulioupata ni abcd kisha mwambie madhara ambayo dk. Amewaambia, ila inataka mda

 

[Evarm]

huyo dada ni MUONGO atakua ameisha achana na huyo jamaa yake sasa anatafuta njia ya kumucha kwa kumpa kashfa nzito na chafu.think twice mkuu hawa wadada ndo stlye yao siku hizi unaweza kusikia nimemuacha huyo jamaa yenu kisa anakidude kidogo kama SOSEJI au hana nguvu sawa sawa akishapiga kimoja analala.na mnavojua tazizo la nguvu za kiume maana hakuana nguvu za kike basi tunaanza kuelewa hivyo.mie kuna jamaa aliambiwa oohn nimemucha kisa hajui kuperform duh ilibidi niweke rekodi sawa ilikua ni uongo mkubwa coz jamaa tulishawahi kumpiga chabo aaaah asikwambie mtu gemu lake ni soo.

Kumbe mkuu wewe ni chabo?

Nkirudi kwenye mada, mimi niko tofauti na mkuu hapo juu(Mpiga chabo).
Nenda kaongee na rafikiyo kuhusiana na tatizo hilo na kama inawezekana mpeleke hospitalini ambako ataweza kupata msaada. Huyo binti alikuambia wewe kwani aliamini waweza msaidia huyo mchumbake hivyo jaribu kadri uwezavyo kumsaidia ili naye aje kuwa na ndoa yake kama wewe. Kumbuka ya kuwa ukiwa nae rafiki wakati wa dhiki ndiye rafiki wa kweli

 

[Chipolopolo]

Sitoshangaa. Anaweza kuwa amepata mwingine.Namna pekee ya kumtosa rafiki yako ni hiyo tu:kumpa jina hilo zito--dysfunctional...

 

[kaeso]

Uwiiiiii., hakyanani hapo mkuu kweli unamtihani.. Anyways ongea na msela, mwambie ukweli ingawa inaweza kuwa na impact flani kwa friendship wenu maana kama alikuwa anakupa hizo story afu agundue kuwa unajua siri yake, sijui kama atakuwa comfortable na wewe tena. All the best.



USHAURI.
Waafirika bana, sasa mtu kaja kuomba ushauri, mmeshajenga yenu kichwani..
Dirt minds hizo asee...!

Sio dirt mind wala nini, hapo jamaa anategwa.

 

[Penguin-1]

too much watching porno!...is killing me.

Pombe,vitu vya mafuta,nyama(red meat kwa sana),unywaji mbovu wa maji na matunda,kutokufanya mazoezi,kufuga vitambi,kula chakula kingi wakati wa usiku,too much watching porno,ku-drive hata kama safari haihitaji gari ilimradi tu una ka-low consumption car basi mtu hataki kutembea kabisa n.k,n.k.

 

[Bajabiri]

Juzi kwenye saa sita mchumba wa jamaa yangu wa karibu sana alinipigia simu kuniuliza kama niko ofisini anipitie tukale nae lunch. Saa saba kama dakika kumi akapiga siku kuniambia ameshafika yuko parking, nilimfata tukaingia kwenye mgahawa wa hapa ofisini.
Kwa kweli hakuwa comfortable mpaka ilinibidi nimuulize kulikoni... alianza kama hivi.
Unajua shem, naomba usinielewe vibaya ila hichi kitu nilitaka nikueleze toka sikunyingi lakini nilivumilia nikijua kitaisha ila naona tunaelekea kwenye ndoa na hali ni ileile na rafiki yako hataki ushauri wangu...
Nikamuuliza kulikoni tena mbona unanishtua....
Akavuta pumzi akarudisha kijiko kwenye sahani akaanza kuongea kwa sauti ya chini .. Jamaa hafunction vizuri.. yaani its complicated.
Kwa kweli nilihisi sikumuelewa hivyo nikaomba arudie... akasema uku ananiangalia machoni; mshkaji wako haisimami vizuri na nimeshamshauri twende hospital toka siku nyingi hanielewi... i dont think if i am ready for this shem... no..no,no,no i cant anymore.. ziwezi nimekuambia kama rafiki yake wa karibu ili ukisikia malalamiko yoyote ujue sababu ndio hiyo na si nyingine... Ila we can just be friends and hangout kama kawaida.... alisimama akaondoka hata chakula hakumalizia.....

Hapa nilipo nimechoka akili na roho..... sijui nitaanzaje kumuuliza mshkaji maana siku zote yeye ndo kinara wa kupigiastory za mademu na mastyle ya kumake malove.

mmmh,ukose mali ila ukiwa na ulemavu huu......ni hatari sana,,,,lakini bado una nafas ya kumsaidia hasa wakat ukifika,usijali wakat utafika,,,,,kuwa na subira

 

[Bajabiri]

Kumbe mkuu wewe ni chabo?

Nkirudi kwenye mada, mimi niko tofauti na mkuu hapo juu(Mpiga chabo).
Nenda kaongee na rafikiyo kuhusiana na tatizo hilo na kama inawezekana mpeleke hospitalini ambako ataweza kupata msaada. Huyo binti alikuambia wewe kwani aliamini waweza msaidia huyo mchumbake hivyo jaribu kadri uwezavyo kumsaidia ili naye aje kuwa na ndoa yake kama wewe. Kumbuka ya kuwa ukiwa nae rafiki wakati wa dhiki ndiye rafiki wa kweli

ukunbuke kwamba si mhusika ndo alomwambia kua kipara chake akisimami,,,,ni mwanamke,haya atamuanzaje????

 

[Bajabiri]

Mpeleke jamaa ako kwa profesa maji marefu

tumbo la ngiri tu limempandisha ndege to INDIA,ndo iwe hicho kipande cha nyama???

 

[Arvin sloane]

Duu kaka una kazi kweli hapo alf watu wenye matatizo kama hayo ndio wanapiga story za mapenzi sana ss kuna jamaa inasemekana kuwa jogoo hawiki ila ukisikiliza story zake ''aisee jana nilikuwa na demu mmoja nimempa adhabu mbaya''

 

[Firigisi]

Erectile Process

To understand what causes erectile dysfunction or ED, it is important to first review how an erection occurs. For a man to have an erection, a complex process takes place within the body.

An erection involves the central nervous system, the peripheral nervous system, psychological and stress-related factors, local factors with the erection bodies or the penis itself, as well as hormonal and vascular (blood flow or circulation) components. The penile portion of the process leading to an erection represents only a single component of a very complicated and complex process.

Erections occur in response to touch, smell, and auditory and visual stimuli that trigger pathways in the brain. Information travels from the brain to the nerve centers at the base of the spine, where primary nerve fibers connect to the penis and regulate blood flow during erections and afterward.

Sexual stimulation causes the release of chemicals from the nerve endings in the penis that trigger a series of events that ultimately cause muscle relaxation in the erection bodies of the penis. The smooth muscle in the erection bodies controls the flow of blood into the penis. When the smooth muscle relaxes, the blood flow dramatically increases, and the erection bodies become full and rigid, resulting in an erection. Venous drainage channels are compressed and close off as the erection bodies enlarge.

Detumescence (the process by which the penis becomes flaccid) results when muscle-relaxing chemicals are no longer released.
If one or more of the above physical and/or psychological processes is disrupted, erectile dysfunction can result. Erectile dysfunction describes a man’s inability to achieve and maintain an erection of his penis sufficient for mutually satisfactory intercourse with his partner.

In general, the cause of erectile dysfunction is divided into 2 types:

Psychological (mental) causes

Physical or organic (having to do with a bodily organ or an organ system) causes

Psychological Causes

Erection problems usually produce a significant psychological and emotional reaction in most men. This is often described as a pattern of anxiety and stress that can further interfere with normal sexual function. This "performance anxiety" needs to be recognized and addressed by your doctor.

For some men, erectile dysfunction develops with age or may be related to depression or another psychological cause, such as widower syndrome.

Certain feelings can interfere with normal sexual function, including feeling nervous about or self-conscious about sex; feeling stressed either at home or at work; or feeling troubled in your current relationship. In these cases, psychological counseling with you and your sexual partner may be successful. One episode of failure, regardless of cause, may propagate further psychological distress leading to further erectile failure.

Physical (Organic) Causes

In determining a physical (or organic) cause, your doctor will first rule out certain conditions, such as high blood pressure, high cholesterol, heart and vascular disease, low male hormone level, prostate cancer, and diabetes, which are associated with erectile dysfunction.



Medications

Medications used to treat other medical disorders may cause erectile dysfunction. If you think erectile dysfunction is caused by a medication, talk with your doctor about drugs that might not cause this side effect. Do not just stop taking a prescribed medication before talking with your doctor. Common medications associated with erectile dysfunction are:
Antidepressants (for depression)

Antipsychotics (for psychological illness)

Antihypertensives (for high blood pressure)

Antiulcer drugs, such as cimetidine (Tagamet)

Alcohol abuse
Mind-altering agents, such as marijuana and cocaine

Performance anxiety:
Most men have had erection problems at some point due to worrying about performing well during sexual intercourse. If this happens often, the anticipation of sex can trigger nervous reactions that prevent erection, setting up a vicious cycle.

Symptoms and Complications of Erectile Dysfunction

When a man is unable to get or maintain an erection, it is termed erectile dysfunction. It may also be called erectile difficulties.

A man may sometimes have erections, (e.g., when he wakes up in the morning), but be unable to get an erection during sex with his partner. This is often a sign of a psychological problem that may or may not have to do with that particular relationship.

If a man had regular erections in the past, but suddenly begins to have problems getting an erection, there's a chance that it's a nerve or hormonal problem, a circulatory problem, or the effect of alcohol, drugs, or medicine.

If a man still gets erections but they're not as hard or long lasting as in the past, it's quite likely that a circulatory problem is causing the dysfunction.

If surgery or injury is involved, the sufferer may already know what's causing the erectile dysfunction. A doctor should be consulted about possible solutions.

While erectile dysfunction is inevitably going to cause some anxiety, it's vital for sufferers to keep their relationship with their partner or spouse as regular as possible until a solution can be found. Modern medicine and therapeutic techniques can help over 90% of erection problems.


Treating and Preventing Erectile Dysfunction

There's a wide range of treatments for erectile dysfunction. Some are pills, and others are injections or devices that should be used just before sex. There are also treatments involving surgery.

Medications for erectile dysfunction include phosphodiesterase inhibitors, prostaglandins, and testosterone.

Phosphodiesterase inhibitors: This class of medications includes sildenafil,* tadalafil, and vardenafil. They work by inhibiting an enzyme called phosphodiesterase type 5 (PDE-5). This enzyme normally breaks down a molecule called cGMP. Inhibiting the enzyme makes more cGMP available, which leads to relaxation of smooth muscles in the penis, allowing more blood to enter and helping to produce an erection. These medications are taken before sex and will cause an erection only when the man is sexually stimulated.

The time the dose should be taken and how long the effects last depend on the medication used. The most common side effect of these medications is a headache. However, there is a potential for certain dangerous drug interactions. Anyone taking this medication must let his doctor know about any medications he's on, and especially if he's taking nitrates (e.g., nitroglycerin spray or nitroglycerin patch) for heart problems.

Prostaglandins (alprostadil): Alprostadil can be injected into the penis or inserted as a pellet through the urethra. It causes an erection that usually lasts about 60 minutes. The danger with this method is that too high a dose can cause priapism, an erection that won't go away. This condition can cause serious bruising, bleeding, and pain. Once the doctor is sure of the right dose, the man can self-inject at home.

Some doctors may prescribe a combination of alprostadil with additional ingredients such as phentolamine to help the medication work more effectively. This mixture is prepared by the pharmacy according to the directions of the prescribing doctor. It is injected into the penis before sex.

Testosterone: This is only useful for people with specific disorders like hypogonadism (small testicles at birth) that result in lower than normal amounts of testosterone in the blood stream. Testosterone increases interest in sex, as well as erections.

Common non-medication ways of treating erectile dysfunction include vacuum devices and penile implants.

Vacuum devices: This involves placing a tube over the penis, forming an airtight seal around the base. By pumping air out of the tube, blood can be drawn into the penis. Placing a ring around the base of the penis will maintain the erection.

 

[sarikoki]

Kuna upungufu wa nguvu za kike?

Na nguvu za kike ni zipi?

Upo, upungufu wa nguvu za kike - mwanamke kufika kileleni hata akishikwa chuchu tu, utakuta wakati wa mapenzi hawezi kupiga hata round ya pili, yaani round moja yeye kashafika kileleni zaidi ya mara tatu.

Upungufu wa kume ni the same one minute goli tayari alafu kwishney

 

[sarikoki]

Sitoshangaa. Anaweza kuwa amepata mwingine.Namna pekee ya kumtosa rafiki yako ni hiyo tu:kumpa jina hilo zito--dysfunctional...

Anything is possible mkuu,

 

[sarikoki]

Hapa unatakiwa kwanza ufanye utafiti kwa madaktari ujue chanzo na tiba yake halafu tafuta siku utoke out na mshikaji wako,mkiwa katika chupa moja,mbili ujifanye kuna rafiki yako anahilo tatizo na mmefatilia mpaka kwa madaktari na ushauri ulioupata ni abcd kisha mwambie madhara ambayo dk. Amewaambia, ila inataka mda

Kinachofanya yote yawe magumu ni story za mshikaji... yeye ndio huwa ni fundi wa kutuambia mambo ya mademu.. siju nimkunja hivi... sijui nilimshika mbavu.. yaaani i cant. I will backoff and wait the explotion.

 

[Comi]

hata kwenye matibabu ya saikolojia huanzia mbali hivyo yakubidi na wewe utafute muda muafaka, kuna kitu ambacho unaweza kuongea naye kama utani lakini ukawa unamgusa moja kwa moja

 

[HorsePower]

Juzi kwenye saa sita mchumba wa jamaa yangu wa karibu sana alinipigia simu kuniuliza kama niko ofisini anipitie tukale nae lunch. Saa saba kama dakika kumi akapiga siku kuniambia ameshafika yuko parking, nilimfata tukaingia kwenye mgahawa wa hapa ofisini.
Kwa kweli hakuwa comfortable mpaka ilinibidi nimuulize kulikoni... alianza kama hivi.
Unajua shem, naomba usinielewe vibaya ila hichi kitu nilitaka nikueleze toka sikunyingi lakini nilivumilia nikijua kitaisha ila naona tunaelekea kwenye ndoa na hali ni ileile na rafiki yako hataki ushauri wangu...
Nikamuuliza kulikoni tena mbona unanishtua....
Akavuta pumzi akarudisha kijiko kwenye sahani akaanza kuongea kwa sauti ya chini .. Jamaa hafunction vizuri.. yaani its complicated.
Kwa kweli nilihisi sikumuelewa hivyo nikaomba arudie... akasema uku ananiangalia machoni; mshkaji wako haisimami vizuri na nimeshamshauri twende hospital toka siku nyingi hanielewi... i dont think if i am ready for this shem... no..no,no,no i cant anymore.. ziwezi nimekuambia kama rafiki yake wa karibu ili ukisikia malalamiko yoyote ujue sababu ndio hiyo na si nyingine... Ila we can just be friends and hangout kama kawaida.... alisimama akaondoka hata chakula hakumalizia.....

Hapa nilipo nimechoka akili na roho..... sijui nitaanzaje kumuuliza mshkaji maana siku zote yeye ndo kinara wa kupigiastory za mademu na mastyle ya kumake malove.

Ndg, hili suala lako ni gumu sana kumueleza rafiki yako, anaweza kutafsiri vitu vingi hapo na mwisho wa siku mkaishia kuwa maadui wakubwa ...
Unaweza ku-opt kutumia ushauri wa Kaunga na Dereva wake unaweza kusaidia.

Na kwa sisi wanaume, nafikiria imefikia wakati tuwe makini na mambo yote ambayo yanaweza kusababisha matatizo kama haya. Kwa siku za hivi karibuni, tatizo hili limeendelea kukua kwa kasi na kuhatarisha ndoa na mahusiano ya wengi sana. Najaribu kufikiria kuwa wanaume tunapopewa hizi taarifa na wenzi wetu, tuzifanyie kazi ili kupunguza matatizo kama haya.

 

[MBOMBO]

Hapana aisee..yaani anajieshimu sana huyu dada... anajua nina mke na wote huwa tunakuaga pamoja outing

kama anajua una mke afu anatake muwe mna "hangout" huoni anataka wewe uonekane ndio chanzo kama atamwacha mwenzake...na matokeo yake kuvunja ndoa yako..? Hapa ni hatari na Nafkiri apo ni pagumu wewe kuingia... KAma wameshafkia mipango ya arusi, Mshauri aombe kuwa na mazungumzo na WAZAZI wa kijana PEKE YAO, bila kumfahamisha mume mtarajiwa; awaeleze wakwe zake afu wao wamwite mwana wao wamweleze. Akimhusisha uyu mwanamume naamini ATAZUSHA VURUGU NA UBISHI. Huyu bibie asione aibu..Hapa nafkiri itaonesha heshima zaidi na haya mambo kwa jamii zetu wengi wangependa YAWE NI SIRI KWENYE FAMILIA kuliko wewe bro. kuingia kichwa kichwa.

 

[roby2006]

Kweli aisee uwanja kama una mbigiri huwezi kutiririka ipasavyo

Mkuu, game huwa linategemea uwanja. Muulize Fabregas atakuambia!

 

[Tata]

Naona watu mnakwepa mbuyu hapa. Ningekuwa mimi na kama kweli ni rafiki yangu wa karibu ambaye tunaheshimiana ningemwita kwa mazungumzo na ningemwangalia machoni na kumweleza concerns za mchumba wake. Siwezi kukueleza nitaanzaje kwani "approach" itategemea na mtu mwenyewe alivyo. Uzuri marafiki zangu wa karibu wote wanajua kuwa mimi ni muwazi na ninaita koleo kwa jina lake na siyo kijiko kikubwa.