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Mchawi ajiroga mwenyewe.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mchawi mmoja alikuwa akiwatesa raia wa kijiji kimoja huko sumbawanga.Walijaribu kila jinsi kumuua lakini ilishindikana kwani alikwepa mitego yote.>>>>> Siku moja raia walimvizia akiwa shambani analima.Wakiwa wamejificha kichakani walimshuhudia akijisaidia porini kisha akaondoka zake kurudi home.Wale jamaa walizoa kile kinyesi,wakavizia mida ya usiku wakapaka kinyesi mlangoni kwa yule mchawi na kingine wakakiacha kwenye ngazi.>>>>>>>>>>> Alipoamka asubuhi,yule mchawi akakumbana na kile kinyesi.Akashindwa kuvumilia ile dharau,akachukua sample ya kinyesi,akafanya dawa zake kisha akamwambia mkewe;huyu aliyekunya mlangoni kwangu hataliona jua likizama leo.Hazikupita hata dakika tano,yule mchawi alianguka na kufa pale pale.[True story from Sumbawanga].
     
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    kumbee ndo maana rafiki zangu akina nanii ni nooomaaa
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Akina nani hao?I wish wapo humu JF!
     
  4. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Hii naipata kweli,ni true story.
     
  5. Wa kusoma

    Wa kusoma JF-Expert Member

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    Kitu cha arusha kazini.
     
  6. Ralphryder

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    Mganga au mchawi?!
     
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    selestin john Member

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    xsanaaaa
     
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    mbweta JF-Expert Member

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    Haaa walitumia akili vibaya sana.
     
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    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Babaa Pi*da wanalisema kabila lako huku jf, njoo usome.

    Nimemwambia Baba eh lelo anakuja, anakuja anakuja.
    Baba yangu mkali nyie usione anajibu majibu bungeni kwa hekima afu sa hizi kazimwa hata hasikiki. Akishika fimbo nyumbani ana2chapa huyoo! Sasa ngoja aione hii atawapiga piga piga piga wooote nyie. We ngoja aje tu.
     
  10. Jaguar

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    Sorry ni mchawi.
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    ha hah ah ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah hiyo ilikuwa kali
     
  12. Mwali

    Mwali JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaha, hata sijui nicomment nini hapa...
    Kwa hiyo ni true story? una data zote? mbona hujapeleka science and technology umeleta jokes and udaku?
     
  13. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna rafiki yangu mmoja anafanya shughuli za kununua ulezi sumbawanga vijijini ndo kanipa mkasa mzima.
     
  14. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Alishindwa gundua mzigo wake? Duh!
     
  15. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Du!!! Hii nayo kali
     
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    Patflax jr Member

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    Nimekubali but my device installing the truth
     
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    hawakutumia akili walitumia uchawi maana kwanza na wawo walikuwa wachawi na pili inasemaka walikuwa wameshazungu kila mahali kumtafuti dawa kwahiyo hapo ndio mile dawa yao ilifanya kazi ikawaelekeza kufanya hivyo na hatimaye dawa yao ikashi
     
  18. DAWA YA SIKIO

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    True story !
     
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