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Maswali ya KIjinga,yakijibiwa vizuri

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by IrDA, Jul 7, 2012.

  1. IrDA

    IrDA JF-Expert Member

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    Q: Umenyoa nywele?
    A: Hapana, nimebadilisha kichwa.

    Q: Hiyo simu umenunua?
    A: Hapana nimeitengeneza mwenyewe.

    Q: Utakula mboga na nini?
    A: Mdomo

    (Simu inaita usiku,then aliyepiga anauliza)
    Q: Nimekuamsha?
    A: Hapana nilikuwa naota jua hapa nje.

    Q: Gazeti la leo linasemaje?
    A: Sijaongea nalo.

    Q: Gari limejaa, nitakaa wapi?
    A: Usijali dereva anashuka kituo kinachofata utapata kiti.

    Q: Hiyo ni ajali?
    A: Hapana ni driver ameamua kupark gari upside down.

    Q: Umepause movie?
    A: Hapana wamechoka kuact wanarest.
     
  2. Kibwebwe

    Kibwebwe JF-Expert Member

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    Aha ha ha ha mbavu zangu jamani uwiii
     
  3. Mwana kinyonga

    Mwana kinyonga JF-Expert Member

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    Q: unashuka wapi gan?
    A: ki2oni.
     
  4. Uliza_Bei

    Uliza_Bei JF-Expert Member

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    Nimekuamsha=Naota jua. Subiri hachelewi hata usiku wa leo ataniuliza
     
  5. g.n.n

    g.n.n JF-Expert Member

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    Haya majibu yameenda xule.
     
  6. Khalifab

    Khalifab Member

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    hahahahahahahah aaaaaaah asante kwa kunfnya nicheke coz kuna mtu alikuwa kanikera nikanuna toka monie naongea na key bord 2 hhahaha jamani mbavu zangu itabidi kesho nizifanyie REPAIR maana kuna file hazifunguki
     
  7. Matti

    Matti Member

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    :israel:
     
  8. ijoz

    ijoz JF-Expert Member

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    Q:unanipenda?
    A:sikuchukii
     
  9. Tuyuku

    Tuyuku JF-Expert Member

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    Linanikera sana jibu hili.
     
  10. RICARDO KAKA

    RICARDO KAKA JF-Expert Member

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    kwa! kwa! kwa! haaaaa! haaaa!
     
  11. Excel

    Excel JF-Expert Member

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    duu! hii kali
     
  12. M

    Mr. Magena Member

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    Hahahaha n kama ndan ya daladala

    KONDA NA ABIRIA Abiria-kuna siti au
    unaniambia tu nipande?
    Konda-hao wengne
    wamekalia ndoo!
    #**#** Abiria-hebu punguza saut
    redio!
    Konda-sheria za nchi
    zinatushnda 2zifate na
    zako? Hebu tupunguzie
    misheria ***#*
    Abiria-ondoa gar bwana!
    We uoni joto?
    Konda-usituzingue wewe!
    shuka kapande fridge!
    **** Konda-ant kuna siti nyuma!
    Ant-siwez kukaa sit za
    nyuma
    Konda-kwenda zako
    wewe! Kwan za nyuma
    ziko nje ya gar?. *****
    Sister duu-konda
    unanibana!
    Konda-mbona nguo
    ulizovaa huzisem? Kama
    unataka kujiachia ungekod tren peke yako!
     
  13. s

    sapaka Member

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    mmh!kuna majibu dunia hii!
     
  14. ijoz

    ijoz JF-Expert Member

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    Abiria: dereva washa redio
    Dereva:samahani sina kiberi
     
  15. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    we g.n.n avatar yako ni nzuri aisee
     
  16. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    aisee we mkali huna afadhali
     
  17. a

    amiride JF-Expert Member

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    nakupenda
    usompenda yesu upate thawabu wanipenda mm

    nikila sishibi juu yako
    si ule mawe
     
  18. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaa...
    Ingawa imewahi kupostiwa humu,ume imodifai na inavutia zaidi!
     
  19. Rjohn

    Rjohn JF-Expert Member

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    mia mia ndugu zangu, nimevunja mbavu zangu
     
  20. CORAL

    CORAL JF-Expert Member

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    Q. Hii barabara inaenda wapi?
    A. Haiendi popote ipo hapa miaka mingi tangu nazaliwa nimeikuta.
     
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