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Masai bwana.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtalingolo, Nov 29, 2011.

  1. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Masai aliibiwa simu kwenye daladala, akaanza kutoa onyo kwa abiria:-

    MASAI: Jamani alieiba simu yangu arudishe haraka kabla sijafanya kitu kama nilichofanya nilipoibiwa simu yakwanza.

    KONDAKTA: kwa ustaarabu "Jamani alieiba hyo simu arudishe basi".

    MWIZI: kwaaibu "Bro simu yako hii hapa"

    KONDAKTA: "Kwani bro ulivoibiwa marayakwanza ulifanyaje??"

    MASAI:"Nililiaaaweeeeee."
     
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    Nico jonas Member

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    Huna jipya wewe,hata haieleweki,chukua time.
     
  3. Mwali

    Mwali JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha, safi hii
     
  4. Chapa Nalo Jr

    Chapa Nalo Jr JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli burudani, unaweza tamani kuipora tena, duh!
     
  5. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    poa mkuu nasubiri uweke yako tuione.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Usipo kubali kushindwa siyo mshindani.
     
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    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    ah ,AH!
     
  8. Daffi

    Daffi JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha!nafikiri mwizi aliumia balaa!
     
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