Mapenzi Ya Whatsapp Nouma

[tinno criss]

Rose: Pouwa Wangu, Usku Mwema,
Tinnon: Nawepia,, Byeeeeeeeee!!!!
UNALALA KAMA NUSU SAA, Kwakua Unampenda Sana unaamka, Kisha unaingia kuangalia SMS ulizochat na rose, unaona bado rose yupo online,,, ahahaaaa!,
Kua na mpenzi ambaye anatumia whatsapp lazma uwe na MOYO MASHINE ili usteseke,

 

[Hb wa Ilala]

..Tafuta mtu Local kutoka Nyangiringi uone hizo sokomoko,utataman wa kuwa Online tu!!

 

[ngajone]

Yan ukweli mtupu

 

[uhurumoja]

Hii kitu huwa inauma maumivu flani kama hayaelezeki

 

[tinno criss]

..Tafuta mtu Local kutoka Nyangiringi uone hizo sokomoko,utataman wa kuwa Online tu!!

 

[tinno criss]

Yan ukweli mtupu

Ndo ivyo kk

 

[tinno criss]

Hii kitu huwa inauma maumivu flani kama hayaelezeki

Duh!!! Pole sana aiseee, inauma sana

 

[jangala]

Talaka.

 

[T 1990 ELY]

Rose: Pouwa Wangu, Usku Mwema,
Tinnon: Nawepia,, Byeeeeeeeee!!!!
UNALALA KAMA NUSU SAA, Kwakua Unampenda Sana unaamka, Kisha unaingia kuangalia SMS ulizochat na rose, unaona bado rose yupo online,,, ahahaaaa!,
Kua na mpenzi ambaye anatumia whatsapp lazma uwe na MOYO MASHINE ili usteseke,

Yaweza kuwa alilala akaiacha WhatsApp ikiwa online

 

[KikulachoChako]

If you can't take the heat....then stay away from kitchen....

 

[bhachu]

Expectation hurt more than reality

 

[flintsky]

Hii kitu huwa inauma maumivu flani kama hayaelezeki

Unaumwa na nini sasa?

 

[yajutu]

Jaman mapenz ya sasa ya kupendana,toa pesa upate kitu zen sepa zako,na usishugulike mpaka jasho kula kujilizisha wew usitake kumlizisha wakat umelipia

 

[Angel Nylon]

*Effect of WhatsApp on English Language*

_*Mike & Dora on WhatsApp:*_

*Mike :* Hi dear.
*Dora :*
*Mike :* How are you .??
*Dora :*
*Mike :* Missing me..?
*Dora :*
*Mike :* I'm not feeling well...
*Dora :*
*Mike :* How was your day..?
*Dora :*
*Mike :* Are you busy.??
*Dora :*
*Mike :* Why ?? What are you doing ??
*Dora:*
*Mike :* Is there anyone near you..?
*Dora :*
*Mike :* Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using smiley faces?
*Dora :*-
*Mike :* I heard you failed in English?
*Dora:* Who telled you ? It is unpossible.. I went to saw the resalt yestathey... I Passed away all my educations
*Mike :* Hmmm lets go back to smileys pls
*Dora:*- ok dear, God blast u.

 

[jangala]

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