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Mambo tuliyodanganywa utotoni

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by NGULI, Dec 2, 2010.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    1. Mtoto ananunuliwa hospitalini
    2. Kufanya sex/ngono ni mambo ya ma balaa(ya kishetani)
    3. Mtoto wa kiume hatakiwi jikoni atakuwa na tabia za kike
    4. Mtoto wa Kiume haoti moto

    NB: no. 3 & 4 nilisikia maeneo ya village kwetu nilikozaliwa.

    no 4. Nilidadisi nikaambiwa na elders kuwa mwanaume sehemu ya kuzalisha/kiwanda mbegu za kiume iko nje ya mwili ambapo akiota moto hasa mkali itaadhiri uzao wake.

    Tuendeleee mengine waliotudanganya ni nini?
     
  2. myao wa tunduru

    myao wa tunduru JF-Expert Member

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    watu wenye matatizo ya ngozi (albino) hawafi bali wanapotea kimiujiza......
     
  3. A

    Aine JF-Expert Member

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    7. Mama mjamzito hali yai akila yai anazaa mtoto mwenye kipara
    8. Ukimaliza kula usinawe hadi wakubwa wamalize na wanawe
     
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    Aine JF-Expert Member

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    Nguli umenikumbusha mbali sana, thanx alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Haaa haaaa haaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :teeth::teeth::teeth::teeth:
     
  5. NATA

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    firgisi ya kuku ni ya baba
     
  6. Utingo

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    -dawa (kidonge) ikidondoka kinaishiwa nguvu, usikiokote ukameza - msisitizo wa kuwa msafi
    -Mama asile mayai - msisitizo ili mtoto asiwe mkubwa sana mama akashindwa kujifungua na hakukuwa huduma za hosp kwa ajili ya operation ikitokea uhitaji huo
     
  7. Pearl

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    ukipita makaburini usiongee wala kugeuka nyuma
    ukipewa muhindi unampa mkubwa akutengenezee njia ya kwenda kwenu(ukistuka umebaki mistari miwili tu)
     
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    KIMICHIO JF-Expert Member

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    Mvua ikinyesha huku jua linawaka ujue simba anazaaa.
     
  9. Gaijin

    Gaijin JF-Expert Member

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    hee jamani mbona mie siku danganywa na vitu kaa hivi?

    mtoto niliambiwa kuwa yumo tumboni na anakuwa mkubwa kila siku na hospitali unaenda kumtoa kwa mtindo wa kama kwenda haja kubwa :)
     
  10. Nanren

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    9. Kinyonga akitua kichwani kwako haondoki mpaka shangazi yako aje amtoe
    10.Ukiona nyeti za wakubwa utapofuka macho
     
  11. FirstLady1

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    Ukimruka mwenzio akiwa amekaa amenyoosha miguu harefuki
     
  12. Mtu wa Pwani

    Mtu wa Pwani JF-Expert Member

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    wakubwa wakinawa ukanywa maji walionawia utapata baraka
     
  13. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiona mzee ana mvi nyingi basi ujue ana busara
     
  14. Pearl

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    mmmmh hii ya wapi duh!mm ingenishinda
     
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    Mh NATA hii ya wapi..kwetu uchagani KIDARI ndo cha baba...hata iwe njiwa au kitoronto!!!
     
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    Naona watu hawajaelewa kitu gani kinahitajika hapa. Kuna vitu tulivyokuwa tukidanganywa kama watoto wanunuliwa, etc na kuna myth "Mvua ikinyesha huku jua linawaka ujue simba anazaaa." Hapo zawamani watoto wadogo ilikuwa ngumu kujua watoto wanapatikanaje ila sasa mambo yako wazi sana dogo wa miaka 7 anakuelezea kila kitu!
     
  17. Safari_ni_Safari

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    Baba huwa hajambi...
     
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    - Ati watu wakubwa hawanyi...ukimwona baba anaenda ******, ujue anaenda kutema mate tu.
    - Kidudu chako ni cha kukojolea tu!!!!
    - ukilia kwenye sufuria hutaoa (dat explains it eeh...maana nshachoka mimi kungoja mke mwema!lol)
    - etc.
     
  19. Rubi

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    1. Kama ulikuwa mpenda nyama, ukila nyama halafu ukajifunga lile fupa shingoni ukalala nalo asubuhi ukiamka unakuta l imejaa nyama.

    2. Ukipiga mluzi usiku unakaribisha nyoka nyumbani kwako
    3. kama mnakula kwenye bakuli moja usitangulie kuchukua nyama kabla ya wakubwa matokeo yake unambulia patupu. halafu mwalimu wetu shule akatwambia vice versa kuwa kama manakula na wakubwa uwe wa kwanza kuchukua nyama tena kile kipande kikubwa na kizuri kwa sababu wewe ni mtoto unayehitaji kukua vizuri.

    4. usinawe kabla ya wakubwa na usianze kula kabla ya wakubwa. afadhali siku hizi kila mtu na sahani yake.
     
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    ah ah ah sasa ww ur on ur way to heaven unataka mkeo aje kukaa eda?
     
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