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Mabishano ya watoto watatu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Leo2juu, Jun 22, 2011.

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    Leo2juu New Member

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    Watoto watatu walikuwa wanabishana kuhusu baba zao.Majibishano yalikuwa ka ifuatavyo

    Mtoto wa1: Baba yangu anakimbia sana hadi ukirushwa mshale anaanza kufika yeye kabla ya mshale

    Mtoto wa 2: We unasema ana mbio!! mbio gan hizo. Mimi baba yangu ikipigwa risasi anafika kabla ya risasi

    Mtoto wa 3: Ninyi wote baba zenu hawakimbii kabisa. Mimi baba yangu anaondoka nyumbani saa mbili kamili asubuhi anafika kazini saa moja na dakika 59 asubuhi siku hiyo hiyo.


    Nani mkali???????????
     
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    heriedo Member

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    Wa3 ndo mkali
     
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    mzeelapa JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe ndio mkali
     
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    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Ni kweli maana hesabu zimekwenda kinyumenyume!
     
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    Kinyungu JF-Expert Member

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    Acheni kusema vibaya vitabu vya dini za watu huku kama vp nendeni duka la dini
     
  6. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Busara japo kidogo!!
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha! baba wa mtoto wa 3 balaa anafika kabla ya kuondoka khaah!
     
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    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    usinisemeeeee...huyo wa3 katusema wafanyakazi wengi!!!!lol
     
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    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Duh samahanini. Kumbe ni ishu sana?
     
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    rangi uliyotumia inaniumiza macho mkuu
     
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    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Mentor nasikia ulikopa Tigo vocha toka mwezi wa kwanza mpaka leo ujalipa!
     
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    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    top manyota vs mtoto wa vitoto.
     
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    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali, inanikumbusha afande wetu mmoja jeshini alikuwa anaamrisha kuruta: Nikisema "GO" iwe umesharudi hapa!
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Dah!!!
     
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