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Kutana na mabingwa wa wivu.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Perry, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa wanne walikua wanabishana kuhusu nani ana wivu kuliko wenzake,mabishano yao yalikua hvi.
    Wa kwanza:yani me nina wivu hadi nimeamua kuwa naenda ofisini na mke wangu ili huku nyuma vidume visiniibie.
    Wa pili:me nina wivu kwa mke wangu,hadi akizaa watoto wa kiume huwa namkataza asiwanyonyeshe,na namuwekea housegeli amsaidie kunyonyesha.
    Wa tatu:yani,me nina wivu kwa mke wangu hadi nimeamua kufuga mbwa kumi nyumban kwangu na kumuajiri bodyguard ya kike ili wasaidiane kumlinda mke wangu.
    Wa nne:nyie wote mbona cha mtoto,me nina wivu kwa mke wangu,hadi kivuli changu sikiamini,ndo maana wkt wa jua huwa sipendi kuongozana na mke wangu kwa kukihofia kivuli changu kisije kunichukulia my wife wangu.
     
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    ndifwa neene!
     
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    Senator p JF-Expert Member

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    Kwel ww n senator,wote wana wivu ila huyo ambaye htak watoto wake wa kiume wanyonye noma.
     
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    Ta Kamugisha JF-Expert Member

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    Te te te! wa tatu noma!
     
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    bigbumper Member

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    Noma hyo jamani
     
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    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    my wyf wangu
     
  7. Jo the Great

    Jo the Great Member

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    Huyo wa4 ni noma zyd
     
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    Mwanangu hyo wa nne noumr..!
     
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    huyu wa nne! Mh!!!!!
     
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