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Kumbe..!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Pure nomaa, Jan 9, 2012.

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    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

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    Unapomtambulisha mchumba wako kwa wazazi wako kumbe ni ndugu yako wa toka ntoke

    unapotangaza umefaulu shule kali kumbe umefananisha majina

    unapojifanya unasoma gazeti la kiingereza kwa mbwembwe kumbe umeligeuza

    unapomtukana mzee kwenye gari unapoenda kutoa posa kumbe ndo baba mzaz wa mchumba ako

    unapomdanganya unafanya kazi sehemu fulani kumbe huyo ndo bosi pale

    kumbe.......................!
     
  2. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    Unapomzimia mkaka mzuri kumbe ni bwabwa..
     
  3. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    unapo unapo....
    Dah, hizi akili za mchina hizi nazo tabu tupu.
     
  4. Heart

    Heart JF-Expert Member

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    Unapodanganya kuwa wewe ni bosi mkubwa wizarani kwakuwa unatembelea STK au SU kumbe ni dereva tu.
     
  5. Mabagala

    Mabagala JF-Expert Member

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    Amyner eti eeh?! ndo maana tunasemaga hamna mwanamme mzuri, akiwa mzuri sana basi ni chakra iyo
     
  6. Heart

    Heart JF-Expert Member

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    Unapojifanya wewe ni matawi ya juu kwenye vitu flani flani kumbe una kazi ya kukopa kila siku.
     
  7. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Hivi bwabwa wa kweli ukimuona huwezi kumtambua au hata kuhisi?
     
  8. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    wengine hawajulikani
    wanawatoto na wake
    kumbe ni mapilau

     
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    anonimuz Senior Member

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    Hehe, nimechoka na nina mi-stress ya kazi but nimecheka sana hapa. Thanks
     
  10. Heart

    Heart JF-Expert Member

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    Unapowadanganya wafanyakazi wenzio kuwa mkeo/mumeo hasikii wala haoni juu yako kumbe kila siku unarukishwa kichurachura..na kupigishwa magoti uite mvua!
     
  11. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    wengine hawajulishi! Unadhani mtu yupo smart tu anajipenda kumbe behind the scene mke wa mtu...
     
  12. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    kabisa.. Maana uzuri ukizidi kwa mwanaume anasifiwa mpaka na wanaume wenzake.. Tatizo linaanzia hapo. Niki anageuka nikita..lol!
     
  13. Tz-guy

    Tz-guy JF-Expert Member

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    Unapoamka asubuhi ili usafiri kurudi kwenu kumbe hawala kaloweka nguo.
     
  14. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    wanasema mambo ya tanga hayo.
     
  15. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    unapoona matiti ya demu yamesimama unadhani ni bado kigoli kumbe kayabana na sidiria kandambili hizo
     
  16. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    Baadhi unawatambua wale waliokolea na kulewa ubwabwa,wale wenzetu wanaojua suala hilo bado halikubaliki kijamii,huwezi watambua na wameoa tu na wanaheshimika kwenye ndoa zao!
     
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    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

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    Unapowasha taa ili uangalie nani unayembaka kumbe ni mama yako mzaz
     
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    Heart JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuh...laana miaka 200!
     
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    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo lazima ujinyonge
     
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    Kanyigo JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha
     
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