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Kuchanganyikiwa noma

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by AlWatan Nyuki, Jan 12, 2012.

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    AlWatan Nyuki New Member

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    Jamaa mmoja kutoka bara ya Kenya alikuwa anafanya kazi mjini Mombasa. Siku moja, kutokana na msongamano wa magari, alichelewa kufika kazini. Akiwa njiani sehemu za Mwembe Tayari ndani ya matatu (daladala),aliamua kumtumia boss wake message ya kuwa atachelewa kufika kutokana na msongamano wa magari. Alipomaliza kuiandika message kabla hajaituma, mwizi mmoja alinyapa akampora ile simu kwa dirishani. Jamaa kwa kuchanganyikiwa, badala ya kupiga kelele za 'mwizi, mwizi', akawa anamuambia mwizi hivi:
    " Nanii tafadhali bonyeza SEND, bonyeza SEND tafadhali."
     
  2. Complicator EM

    Complicator EM Senior Member

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    Hamna joke hapa mkuu.
     
  3. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    usicheze na kuibiwa.Nalog off
     
  4. Jakubumba

    Jakubumba JF-Expert Member

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    Rafiki yangu aliibiwa baiskeli akawa anaitafuta hadi kwenye mfuko wa suruali! Kuchanganyikiwa si mchezo mkuu hata huyo jamaa alikuwa na utu sana alitaka jamaa asend mesaje ili angalau boss ajue atachelewa work
     
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    bigambo Senior Member

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    Sijacheka.. Si kichekesho labda mchezo wa kuigiza
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    jaribu kulia mkuu.zote starehe.
     
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    Emaglo Senior Member

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    Huyo jamaa kachanganyikiwa
     
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    Mateka Senior Member

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    Mwingine aliibiwa computer akasema F1 F1 F1 badala ya kusema Help help
     
  10. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Ukiona hivyo, jua haikuhusu...
     
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    Qsm JF-Expert Member

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    mimi nimecheka sana
     
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    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Ni nzuri inachekesha
     
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    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    hata ukiamua kukaa kimya, bora tu umeipata!
     
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