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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Saint Ivuga, Sep 20, 2012.

  1. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    Mwalimu mmoja alikuwa yuafundisha watoto wa
    darasa la 1 hesabu,akamuuliza dogo mmoja swali. Mwalimu:"Nikikupa sungura wawili halafu
    nikakuongezea tena wawili na nikuongezee tena
    wawili utakuwa na sungura wangapi?" Dogo:"Saba." Mwalimu:"Skiza tena vizuri usiwe na haraka?
    (Mwalimu akarudia tena vile vile) Dogo:"Saba." Mwalimu:"Na je nikikupa machungwa mawili nikupe
    tena mawili na nikupatie tena mawili utakuwa na
    machungwa mangapi?" Mzigo:"Sita." Mwalimu:"Aha..sasa je nikikupa sungura wawili
    halafu wawili tena na wawili tena utakuwa nao
    wangapi? Dogo:"Saba." Mwalimu:"Shenzi...bure kabisa,itakuwaje saba?" Dogo:"Kwa sababu nyumbani nina sungura
    mwingine mmoja!!
     
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    Raphael9 Senior Member

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    • :loco:
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  3. Autorun

    Autorun JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha asubuh njema
     
  4. Piere. Fm

    Piere. Fm JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo jiniaz
     
  5. Marry Hunbig

    Marry Hunbig JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani uongo?
     
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    pretty n JF-Expert Member

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    Sa ukilaza wake unatokea wap akat kaongea kwl?
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Mwalimu anafundisha kwa mifano na mwanafunzi amejibu kwa mifano hai.
     
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    Complex number Senior Member

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    Yule kizibo wa Ebony Fm sijui aliishiwa!
     
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