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Kitu cha lugha gongana ya walevi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The only, Jul 18, 2011.

  1. The only

    The only JF-Expert Member

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    walevi wawili waslikiwa wana zunguka usiku hamadi wakakuana na mchungaji katoka mkesha

    mchungaji ; vijana mmeharibika njooni niwafunze njia ya kwenda kwa bwana

    mlevi ;samahani brother sisi hatuendi kwa bwana tuna enda sinza

    mchungaji akawaacha

    mbele kidogo wakaanza mjadala kwamba king'aacho juu ni mwezi au jua .wakakubaliana watakae mwona yeyote wamuulize .

    mara akatokea jamaa ambae kumbe kalewa kuwazidi.

    wakamuuliza :samahani ndugu eti ile ni jua au mwezi

    jamaa; samahanini ndugu mi mwenyewe mgeni n na eneo hili.
     
  2. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha funny!
     
  3. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli jamaa mgeni yaani full tingasi
     
  4. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Dah hii kali.
     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    tehe tehe tehe eeh!
     
  6. General mex

    General mex Senior Member

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    Ulevi ni burudan kwelikweli!
     
  7. M

    MAMENGAZI JF-Expert Member

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    kweli ulevi noma
     
  8. Rashdind

    Rashdind Senior Member

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    So nice
     
  9. Memo

    Memo JF-Expert Member

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    Ulevi ni nouma jamani!
    Ushauri wa bure.
     
  10. Pilato2006

    Pilato2006 Senior Member

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    Nimecheka, duu siku imeenaza vizuri
     
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