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Kinyozi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mbimbinho, Apr 28, 2012.

  1. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alichungulia kwa kinyozi akauliza, "Nataka kunyoa nirudi baada ya muda gani?" Kinyozi akajibu,"Niko bizi rudi baada ya masaa mawili". Baada ya wiki jamaa akarudi tena, akauliza swali lilelile kinyozi akajibu,. "Rudi baada ya nusu saa".Wiki ya tatu akarudi akauliza tena swali lake , kinyozi akamjibu, "Rudi baada ya saa moja". Safari hii kinyozi akamwita mtoto mmoja akamwambia, "Hebu mfuate yule jamaa ujue anaenda wapi". Baada ya muda mtoto akarudi akamwambia kinyozi, 'Yule jamaa kaenda nyumbani kwako'
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli jamaa fundi huyo
     
  3. Kombo

    Kombo JF-Expert Member

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    Maskini kinyozi, kumbe jamaa anamsaidia nyumbani kwake? Laaah...!
     
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    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    sasa jamaa mbona akiambiwa rudi baada ya muda fulani harudi katika huo muda? ama kwa kuwa anaenda nyumbani kwa kinyozi kunyolewa na wife wa kinyozi.
    jamaa kinyozi na mkewe pia anahesabu vichwa.
     
  5. Evelyn Salt

    Evelyn Salt JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha jamaa ni very intelligent
     
  6. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Intelligent indeed asee..!
     
  7. Endangered

    Endangered JF-Expert Member

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    Uscheke aisee, mteja akiniuliza ntakuwa najibu, 'aisee sasa ivi tu yani'
     
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    Praff Senior Member

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    Hamtendei haki.
     
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    Mama Coo Member

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    Ingekuwa mimi ningemfuata huko kwangu nikamnyoe nywele zote mpaka asizotaka kunyolewa mshenzi huyo
     
  10. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahaa..., mkuu Endangered that's hell of an answer kudadeki.., kwa hiyo kama wapo wengi kwa line utamwambiaje?
     
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    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Hebu tuambie vizuri. Wewe ni kinyozi au jamaa anayetaka kunyoa?
     
  12. Endangered

    Endangered JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu, Mbimbinho ukiona hivyo ndo kuchanganyikiwa huko. Usfanye mchezo na mke aisee. Nafuu tu nimwambie mi ni kinyozi express, vinginevyo niko hatarini!
     
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    sembo JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa ametisha,
     
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    RBK New Member

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    mmmmh teh teh jamaa mjana kama sung..............
     
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    One Man Army JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha
     
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    Mtagwa lindi JF-Expert Member

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    Nakinyoz nae mkali alishtuka
     
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    Hahahahaa duh!
     
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    edwin monyo Member

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    Huyo jamaa mjanj xan coz alikuwa anachza na akil ya knyoz .......Ila kwa magrt thqr ipo cku na yy angchzewa cz mla cha mwenzie na chak pia huliwa
     
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    farkhina Platinum Member

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    umeonaee.huwa anaenda kuhakikisha kama kinyozi yupo job alafu anapimia mda.jamaa hatari
     
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    willzo New Member

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    Jamaa noma...
     
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