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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by issenye, Sep 22, 2011.

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    issenye JF-Expert Member

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    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.
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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
    ____________ _________ _________ _________

    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
    ____________ _________ _________ ___

    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
    ____________ _________ _________ ________

    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
    ____________ _________ _________

    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
    ____________ _________ _________ _____

    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher

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    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha! Daam dey really are fast. Hahaha lmao!
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    olele JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh, i lyk chldren
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    Ntumami Senior Member

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    hiyo ya mwisho!
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    dah! zote zimekaa vipowa.