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Khah, First Date iliyonitoa jasho. . .

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Kongosho, Apr 5, 2012.

  1. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    basi kipindi hicho kabinti nachipukia
    kabyuti byuti ila sio sana.

    Nimeombwa kutolewa out na kijana wa haja
    baada ya kukalkuleti nikawa nishafika bei, nikakubali kutoka naye.

    As usual, kama kwenye avatar yangu kibinti cha half kijijini/half mjini.

    Nikajipigilia kile nilichoona ni kizuri kuliko vyote, hata mwizi angeingia na kubeba sanduku siku hiyo sikuwa na hasara.

    Huyoo, nikaenda dinner.
    Nadhani nilikuwa over excited
    na kama kawaida yangu, I keep it real
    nikaona kweli huyu kuku akatupwe? Roho ikakataa kabisa.
    Kijana akajichanganya, akaenda toilet
    mie huku nikaruka kwa furaha
    Nikamfunga kwenye tissue paper yule kuku nikamtumbukiza pochini

    basi tumepiga stori weee, mara muda wa kuondoka ukafika
    tukatoka nje, wote hatukuwa na magari
    akaniambia nimsubiri pale afuate tax
    kama dakika 5

    siku ya kufa nyani ndo ilikuwa ile
    ile kaondoka niko nje ya hotel namsubiri
    patrol inapita, kulikuwa na wageni wazito kwenye hotel hiyo wa kiserikali sie hatuna habari
    si polisi wakanibeba kuelekea central polisi, uzuri nikamcal fasta nikamwambia anifuate

    kufika pale, pochi hukaguliwa na kuorodheshwa vilivyomo
    wakati bado naandikisha mali zangu ili niingie lock up
    huyu hapa naye kafika
    anashangaa yule kuku wa dinner anatokea kwenye pochi.
    Akauchuna tu, akaongea nao hapo akawaachia kidogo
    tukaondoka.

    Jamani yule kuku alini-embarass hadi uzeeni huwa ananitania sana.
    Eti kuku nilimla akafufukia kwenye pochi.

    Ulishawahi patwa mkasa kwenye first date?
    Hebu tupe mistari yako. . . .
     
  2. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha! Big mama umetisha.
     
  3. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    hahhaahaaaaaaaaaaa loh!
    Mie hoi, kuku kafufufkia kwenye pochi.......
     
  4. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha, yaani nikikumbuka huwa nacheka sana.
    Sijui leo hiki kisa nimekikumbukaje lol

     
  5. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    lol...
     
  6. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    hujawahi patwa na mkasa kwenye first date?
    Imagine, mtu hata hujamzoea
    ndo kwanza umeupura vya kutosha

     
  7. gambachovu

    gambachovu JF-Expert Member

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    Konnie nakudai mbavu zanguuuuu... Hahahahhaahhahahahaaaaaa......

    Kwamba umekula kuku akatokea pochini?!
     
  8. gambachovu

    gambachovu JF-Expert Member

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    shem mambo...

    (Konnie I am sorry)
     
  9. gambachovu

    gambachovu JF-Expert Member

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    Umeonaje mambo ya Konnie...
     
  10. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    wee utakuwa wa mjini
    unaijua fomula ya date.

     
  11. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Ujana maji ya moto.
    Na busara za uzeeni ni experience tu.

     
  12. KakaJambazi

    KakaJambazi JF-Expert Member

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    We si mwanaume? Au umejisahau?
     
  13. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    mi bado sijaanza vidate. Nitaleta mkasa wangu. Lol
     
  14. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Poa shem, hujambo wewe?
     
  15. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    bg mama mambo yake mazito aisee.
     
  16. queenkami

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    hii kali
     
  17. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    mie hizo ndude nazing'oa kwa vania kalipa.
    Hapa ni true story yangu.

     
  18. Ambitious

    Ambitious JF-Expert Member

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    Binti uka-take away kisela ha..ha..ha kazi kweli kweli sijui ulitaka ukanywee chai asubuhi? Kweli sisi wa uswahilini haturembi.Hii ni XXXL.
     
  19. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    kiukweli kilichonisumbua nikashindwa kumla ni Uma na kisu.
    Niliona ataruka juu kama ana mabawa lol

     
  20. Ambitious

    Ambitious JF-Expert Member

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    Ha..ha..ha nakuelewa sana Kisu na Uma ni changamoto sana,ila siku ukialikwa kwa mchina utajua umuhimu wa kutovunga kuomba maji ya kunawa mikono...afadhali uma na kisu lakini kuna vile vijiti yaani sitaki kuvisikia kabisa vilishawahi kunilaza njaa mimi.Kisa na mimi nionekane hawavumi lakini wamo ilibidi asubuhi ninawe mikono mwenyewe ili kuziba mashimo.
     
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