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kati ya hìzi,ipì kali?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ndevu mzazi, Jan 12, 2012.

  1. ndevu mzazi

    ndevu mzazi JF-Expert Member

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    1.Mwalimu mmoja alijamba darasan
    basi kwa aibu mwalimu akaomba likizo
    ya mwezi mmoja. Kurudi baada ya lkzo akaulza darasa
    ®enhee tuliishia wapi? Mwanafunzi
    mmoja akajibu "tuliishia pale ULIPO
    JAMBA "
    VS 2.mgonjwa :dokta naomba unisaidie na
    tatizo la kusahau hata ukinambia kitu
    muda huo Huo nasahau Daktari :kwan hilo tatizo limekuanza
    Lini?
    Mgonjwa :tatizo gani?
    Daktari :duuh ......hàhahahaha Anza namba ya status then
    comment ........ipi kareee 1 vs 2
     
  2. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Ya kusahau iko juu sana
     
  3. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Asante kwa kutukumbusha
     
  4. kitalolo

    kitalolo JF-Expert Member

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    kwani tulikuwa aribu kusahau
     
  5. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu wa kusahau ni noma, dah! Hata mimi nimesahau, eti nilikuwa nachangia nini?
     
  6. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    kali ya kwanza.Nalog off
     
  7. Jakubumba

    Jakubumba JF-Expert Member

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    umeulizaje swali lako?
     
  8. b

    bigambo Senior Member

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    Yj kujamba, ndo kali zaidi
     
  9. T

    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    Ya kwanza ni noumer
     
  10. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    halafu sijui wabongo tukoje sijui! Ukijamba unajiona kama una bonge la aibu,ukijamba unaømba samahani kama vile umepiga mboli unaendelea na mambo yako. Nalog off
     
  11. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mi kuna msela huwa ananiudhi kishenzi yani huwa tukiwa mezani kula msosi lazima achafue hali ya hewa
     
  12. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo wa kusahau noma
     
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