Joke of the day

[Che Kalizozele]

University students waliingia kwenye quiz ya kuongea, two friends ambao walikuwa wakisaidiana walikubaliana aingie mmoja ambaye yuko vizuri kichwani ili akitoka ammezeshe mwenzie.

Kwakuwa muda ulikuwa mdogo sana na wanafunzi walishagundua kuwa maswali yalikuwa yakijirudia basi yule jamaa aliyeingia wa kwanza alipotoka akaamua kummezesha mwenzie majibu tu.

SWALI LA 1 BY PROF: WHEN WAS TANZANIA INDEPENDENCE ?


JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 1960 BUT IT WAS POSTPONED TO 1961 DUE TO MANY REASONS.

SWALI LA 2 BY PROF: WHO BROUGHT INDEPENDENCE ?

JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: SO MANY PARTICIPATED BUT IT WAS MWALIMU NYERERE AND KAWAWA WHO FINALISED IT.

SWALI LA 3 BY PROF: IT IS BELIEVED THAT IN MARS THERE ARE LIVING THINGS,DO YOU BELIEVE?

JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: SOME SAY YES,SOME SAY NO BUT SCIENTISTS ARE STILL INVESTIGETING.
Sasa alipoingia yule kijana ambaye uwezo wake darasani haukuwa mzuri na kwakuwa alikuwa amekariri majibu tu ilikuwa ni patashika humo ndani ya chumba cha mtihani.

SWALI LA 1 BY PROF: WHEN WERE YOU BORN?

JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 1960 BUT POSTPONED TO 1961.

SWALI LA PROF: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS YOUR FATHER BY THE WAY.

JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: SO MANY PARTICIPATED BUT IT WAS MWALIMU NYERERE AND KAWAWA WHO FINALISED IT.

SWALI LA 3 BY PROF: OHHHHHH MY GOD! ARE YOU CRAZY?

JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: SOME SAY YES,SOME SAY NO BUT SCIENTISTS ARE STILL INVESTIGETING

 

[Dena Amsi]

Umeibadili kidogo tu lakini poa nimekumbuka na kucheka

 

[Gagurito]

Umeibadili kidogo tu lakini poa nimekumbuka na kucheka

Kumbe na wewe unafika huku teh! Majibu ya mjinga ndio mazuri, yanachekesha!

 

[Che Kalizozele]

Umeibadili kidogo tu lakini poa nimekumbuka na kucheka

That was the plan and for the record hii maneno nimeicopy somewhere baada ya kuipenda.Na kuhusu "kuibadili kidogo" Some say and some say no but MODS are still investigating.

 

[Katavi]

That was the plan and for the record hii maneno nimeicopy somewhere baada ya kuipenda.Na kuhusu "kuibadili kidogo" Some say and some say no but MODS are still investigating.

Ahahahaaah!! Hii kali zaidi na mpya...

 

[pomo]

waau! very nice

 

[Shery]

It's gudo!i lyk it'

 

[X-not]

Haaaaahaa! Dah!
Umenikumbusha mbali!

 

[Pota]

That was the plan and for the record hii maneno nimeicopy somewhere baada ya kuipenda.Na kuhusu "kuibadili kidogo" Some say and some say no but MODS are still investigating.

hii ni thread ya mwezi, kwani kila mwezi inauza sura humu

 

[Sizinga]

Rev Masanilo alishaileta hii kitu hapa!!