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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by IrDA, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. IrDA

    IrDA JF-Expert Member

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    Msichana mzuri aliweka tangazo kwenye gazeti akisema anatafuta mwanaume atakayemwoa,ambaye hata mwacha na atamridhisha kitandani.
    kesho yake akashangaa jamaa anagonga mlango hana miguu wala mikono.mjadala wao ukawa hivi.
    Mrembo:unagonga unataka nini wewe?
    Jamaa:niliona tangazo lako kwenye gazeti,nimeamua nikuoe
    Mrembo:nitakupeleka wapi mtu huna miguu wala mikono.
    Jamaa:una bahati kuwa na mimi,sina mikono kwahiyo siwezi kukupiga,sina miguu kwahiyo siwezi kukuacha.
    Mrembo:sasa we kweli kitandani uko fiti?
    Jamaa:sasa ndo ujiulize sina mikono wala miguu ila mlango niliugonga na nini.
     
  2. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Aaagh..!!
     
  3. Makindi N

    Makindi N JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuuuh.................
     
  4. LexAid

    LexAid JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali sana!
     
  5. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    ali ugonga na zakari. mia
     
  6. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Hah hah hah, that was terrible good.! Great joke. Cheers..!
     
  7. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    safi sana hiyo!
     
  8. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha.....kitandani atakuwa mkali ile mbaya. ile kitu imeweza kugonga mlango!!!
     
  9. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    safi sana mkuu.
     
  10. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Duh!...
     
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