Husband was seriously ill

[dattani]

Husband was seriously ill.

Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, don’t demand new clothes &
gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home.. Husband: what did the doc say ?

Wife:- .No chance for u to survive

 

[nelly nely]

Ok,kwa kiswahili?

 

[SHIEKA]

Husband was seriously ill.

Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don't discuss ur problems, no tv serial, don't demand new clothes &
gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home.. Husband: what did the doc say ?

Wife:- .No chance for u to survive

Nice joke. Clear proof that a woman is a woman. Despite doctor's restrictions, she would still go on drmanding!

 

[toghocho]

no chance kweli, haiwezekani mwanamke kunyamaza..duh!!