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Hivi wewe ungefanyaje?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wa Nyumbani, May 23, 2011.

  1. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Fikiria wewe ni mwanaume, uko ofisini kwenu, unaingia chooni na kukuta haja kubwa imedondoshwa pembeni ya choo inafuka moshi, unashindwa kujisaidia unaamua kutoka. Unapofungua tu mlango unakutana na msichana mrembo ( au mwanaume kama wewe ni mwanamke) anataka kuingia chooni, utafanyaje ili asijue kuwa wewe ndiye uliyefanya kazi hiyo? Kumbuka namna anavyoweza kuamini maelezo yako, au utakauka tu na kwenda zako?
     
  2. Pilato2006

    Pilato2006 Senior Member

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    hahahahahahah, utarudi ili ufanye usafi
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Dah mtihani mkubwa.
     
  4. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Nitajipapasa mfukoni kama nimedondosha kitu,then nitarudi chooni nikizuga nakitafuta.
     
  5. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    Nitamueleza choo ni kichafu kuna mtu amejisaidia pembeni..kwan hata mm nimeshindwa kukitumia.
     
  6. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Atakuamini? kumbuka naye amebanwa sana haja na lazima aingie. Unajua atakavyokuwa anawaza kila anapokuona?
     
  7. boss80

    boss80 Member

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    Bwana usitutishe bwana, tukaanza kusafisha mzigo wa mtu mwingine. Anichukulie anavyotaka ila mie ntamwambia live kuwa ikulu pachafu, asipoamini kimpango chake
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    ntamwambia choo kichafu usiingie, kuna ***** hajui kutumia vyoo
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    unaachana naye akakutane na kimba kwn nn bwana?ukweli upo moyoni mwako bwana,usipende kujionesha msafi,kama msafi msafi tu
     
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