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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by AMINATA 9, Oct 8, 2011.

  1. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    kwa wale wanaodate kupitia mitandao sasa hapo ndio mtu anakuambia mm niko na 27,engineer upande wa civil,ni mrefu wastani,sio mnee wala mwembamba so kama umemkubali yy anakutumia invitation uende huko aliko then ww wamkuta ndio anakusubiria huku mkononi yuko na permanent settlement kwa ajili yako
    kwa demu anakuambia yy ni modal huko nchini kwao kazi kwako sasa
     

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    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    mtu hata nyeti kuziona tabu yabidi aajiri wa kumnyoa loh!
     
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    ​Kuna saluni za kufanya hiyo kazi siku hizi.
     
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    hawangaikagi Amy, jamaa huwa wanatumia kioo wakati wa kunyoa manyoya ya huko mahala. Wadada wenye maumbo makubwa kama huyo ndo wanaofaa kufanya uchangudoa, hapo mwanaume mwenye ukame wekewa mafuta kwenye mapaja then yanabananishwa ye akijua viungo vimekutana kumbe ni mapaja tu. Akishamaliza, anapewa chake biashara inaendelea, teteteteteeeee!
     
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    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    Utakuta akiambiwa punguza kula, anavyokuwa mkali utadhani kaambiwa kesho ndo mwisho wa maisha yake hapa duniani
     
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    Lol namna hiyo stail gan inafaa?
     
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    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    chuma mchicha basi
     
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    Usiwacheke AMNINATA, hawakuombea kua hivo.
     
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    Kwanini anyoe...
     
  11. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    sasa ww jamani ulitaka waache jisitu hapo
     
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    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    siwacheki ila nasema ile hali ya kudate then anakuongopea kaa yy modal huko aliko au kama wakiume ni mwembamba
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaa..!!!
     
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    hata hiyo hufiki, unaishia njiani
     
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    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    mhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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    BatteryLow JF-Expert Member

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    huyo me akimaliza haja kubwa shida sana kujisafisha, mkono haufiki, nazani ameajiri mtu wa kazi hiyo, daah pole mwaya.
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    huo uzito ni full tabu yani! Ukute wife ndo umemwoa akiwa na umbo la kawaida...ulafi wake mara ukamfikisha hapo,sijui utafanyaje?
     
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    Power G JF-Expert Member

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    kwa hiyo mnawatisha dada zetu na kaka zetu wasi-date kwa mtandao??
     
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    Lakini huwa naskia eti wamama km hawa wakiolewa huwa wanatulia hao..je ni kweli?
     
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    matizi tu unamkimbiza ufukweni kila jioni au dawa za kichina na kuna slim belt siku hz na unamlisha salad na michemsho mwanzo mwisho..
     
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