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Frank "mwaminifu"

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BIN BOR, Feb 1, 2011.

  1. BIN BOR

    BIN BOR JF-Expert Member

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    Mke wa Frank anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi videmu. Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za dinner. Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia. Anachoka na kazi. Mtu gani asiyependa starehe japo kidogo? Mke akamlazimisha outing, Frank akabisha lakini taxi ikafika. Gonga Club & Lodge.

    Walipofika mlangoni tu, mlinzi akaita, “Mambo Frank!” “Poa”

    “Nilidhani huwa huji club, inakuwaje mlinzi anakufahamu?” mke akauliza

    “Yule mgambo, mchana analinda ofisini kwetu, usiku anapiga part time hapa” akajibu Frank

    Wakachagua meza. Kukaa tu tayari mhudumu ameshaleta castle lager. Akamuuliza mama anakunywa nini. Mhudumu alipoondoka mama akauliza, “amejuaje unakunywa castle kama hakufahamu?”

    Wakati Frank anajikanyaga aanze vipi kujitetea, mhudumu wa vyumba akawa amefika na kuuliza.

    “Mkuu kama kawaida nimekuandalia namba tano, nendeni tu vinywaji nitawaletea huko huko”

    Kufikia hapo mama akawa hana simile tena, akanyanyuka akitukana kama chizi. Akatoka nje mbio na kuingia katika taxi iliyokuwepo pale. Wakati anapatana bei na dereva, Frank naye akaingia. Mama yakamporomoka matusi kibao na kilio juu. Alipovuta kamasi na kupiga kwikwi akamsikia dereve anasema.

    “Duh, eee bwana Frank huyu malaya uliyeokota leo balaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

    mamaa akazimiaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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    ChiefmTz JF-Expert Member

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    Bora sisi Chapombe
     
  3. TATIANA

    TATIANA JF-Expert Member

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    Dah,kumbe simba mwenda pole ndiye mla nyama eh! Ingekuwa ni mm huo moto sijui angeuzima na nn!
     
  4. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Eee bana eh...huyo Frank ni noma!
     
  5. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    ungevimba lkn yangeisha c ndio hivyo ama?
     
  6. The Boss

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    ha ha ha ha.............kamatrue story...
     
  7. TATIANA

    TATIANA JF-Expert Member

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    ndo hivyo,but cha moto angekiona wallah.
     
  8. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaah! Huko mbele ya safari sijui kesi iliishaje!
     
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    BIN BOR JF-Expert Member

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    Sio unasema tu kwa sababu ni vibweka vya JF, Kweli imekukuta live Tatiana utawasha moto kweli au na wewe zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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    BIN BOR JF-Expert Member

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    Labda atamwacha mama dispensary anapata first aid kisha yeye atarudi club kusikilizia matokeo......
     
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    BIN BOR JF-Expert Member

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    umeona eh! Bora mara mia chapombe kuliko kito***
     
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    roselyne1 JF-Expert Member

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    hahhaa hio kali...:laugh::laugh::twitch:
     
  13. TATIANA

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    huo mziki mbona ungekuwa hauchezeki!
     
  14. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaaah!!
     
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    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    Duuu! Kaz ipo hapo chacha
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahaha kama kawaida yako huwa hubahatishi si mchezo:laugh:
     
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    Mihudumu mingine hata haijapitia shule sijui ikoje. Mi ndio maana nikitoka na jamaa akifika tu RG counter kabla hatujaletewa drinks utasikia wife huyu kila atakaefika anajiwahi mapemaaaaa
     
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    BIN BOR JF-Expert Member

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    mwongo huyoooo!
     
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    Anajihami mapema!!
     
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    teh teh triiiiii kwikwi... Duh amekomaaaaaa
     
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