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- Jan 13, 2011
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1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Kifuta Jasho
Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
Pupil: The legs...because every night I see my mum's legs up high and screaming 'OH GOD! I'M COMING'
Teacher: ...And why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, 'TONIGHT I WILL
EAT YOUR PUSSY
Weekend njema JF, msisahau kuwa ajali sio mpaka ugongwe na gari au pikipiki,
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Kifuta Jasho
Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
Pupil: The legs...because every night I see my mum's legs up high and screaming 'OH GOD! I'M COMING'
Teacher: ...And why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, 'TONIGHT I WILL
EAT YOUR PUSSY
Weekend njema JF, msisahau kuwa ajali sio mpaka ugongwe na gari au pikipiki,