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Five rules for men to follow to have a successful life!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by CPU, Feb 26, 2011.

  1. CPU

    CPU JF Gold Member

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    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.


    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.


    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.


    5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

    Kifuta Jasho

    [FONT=&quot]Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
    Pupil: The legs...because every night I see my mum's legs up high and screaming 'OH GOD! I'M COMING'[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]Teacher: ...And why did you bring your cat to school?
    Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, 'TONIGHT I WILL
    EAT YOUR PUSSY[/FONT]

    Weekend njema JF, msisahau kuwa ajali sio mpaka ugongwe na gari au pikipiki,
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Oops!
     
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    Maty JF-Expert Member

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    eti eeee
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    We unaonaje eti?
     
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    Joseph JF-Expert Member

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    Kwenye red;Sikubaliani na sentensi hiyo maana inaleta umasikini na wala si maendeleo,kuwa na wanawake wanne ni mzigo mkubwa
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Kaka uchumi wako au kipato chako kikoje?
     
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    Ndugu yangu CPU tatizo maradhi,maana ukiwa na namba one namba two, three na four wanakuwa busy na viserengeti boys tena kwa hela yako.Halafu usicheze na wanawake bana you may think hawajuani kumbe wapi wanakuchora tu na kukukamua huto tuvijisenti twako.
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Kaka kuna sehemu pamekuchanganya hapo juu?
     
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    Ikiwa na wao watakuwa na wanaume wanne wa aina hiyo mzunguko wake utakuwa ngapi?kumi na sita eeee, na kila watu kumi huwa wangapi wana gonjwa lile???jibu unalo
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha
    Poleni sana kwa kuchemsha msamiati

    Hicho kipengele cha 5 kiko hivi.
    Huyo ni mwanamke wa 5 ambaye ana wanawake wanne ndani yake. Hao wanawake wa4 wapo ndani ya mwanamke wa 5 na hawatambuani (yaani wana tabia 4 tofauti)

    Poleni sana kwa waliodhani nahamasisha uzinzi
     
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    Amen.......Ekisitensheni Kebo
     
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    All women are good tatizo midume,......,.
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Wacha weeee! Mnameremeta balaa
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Halelujahhhh
     
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    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu leo unapatikana mitaa ya wapi???
     
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    I c! n its important to have a man...........:confused2:
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Mkuu nilikuwa nina kiporo, nimeamka asubuhi kwenda job, j3 natakiwa nikabidhi ripoti
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Kebo?
     
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    Kheee Kheeee mkoloni anakutumikisha aisee pole sana
     
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    Aisee niaje
     
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