Five rules for men to follow to have a successful life!

[CPU]

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Kifuta Jasho

Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
Pupil: The legs...because every night I see my mum's legs up high and screaming 'OH GOD! I'M COMING'

Teacher: ...And why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, 'TONIGHT I WILL
EAT YOUR PUSSY

Weekend njema JF, msisahau kuwa ajali sio mpaka ugongwe na gari au pikipiki,

 

[CPU]

Oops!

 

[Maty]

eti eeee

 

[CPU]

eti eeee

We unaonaje eti?

 

[Joseph]

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Kifuta Jasho

Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
Pupil: The legs...because every night I see my mum's legs up high and screaming 'OH GOD! I'M COMING'

Teacher: ...And why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, 'TONIGHT I WILL
EAT YOUR PUSSY

Weekend njema JF, msisahau kuwa ajali sio mpaka ugongwe na gari au pikipiki,

Kwenye red;Sikubaliani na sentensi hiyo maana inaleta umasikini na wala si maendeleo,kuwa na wanawake wanne ni mzigo mkubwa

 

[CPU]

Kwenye red;Sikubaliani na sentensi hiyo maana inaleta umasikini na wala si maendeleo,kuwa na wanawake wanne ni mzigo mkubwa

Kaka uchumi wako au kipato chako kikoje?

 

[Bishanga]

Ndugu yangu CPU tatizo maradhi,maana ukiwa na namba one namba two, three na four wanakuwa busy na viserengeti boys tena kwa hela yako.Halafu usicheze na wanawake bana you may think hawajuani kumbe wapi wanakuchora tu na kukukamua huto tuvijisenti twako.

 

[CPU]

Ndugu yangu CPU tatizo maradhi,maana ukiwa na namba one namba two, three na four wanakuwa busy na viserengeti boys tena kwa hela yako.Halafu usicheze na wanawake bana you may think hawajuani kumbe wapi wanakuchora tu na kukukamua huto tuvijisenti twako.

Kaka kuna sehemu pamekuchanganya hapo juu?

 

[Gaga]

Ikiwa na wao watakuwa na wanaume wanne wa aina hiyo mzunguko wake utakuwa ngapi?kumi na sita eeee, na kila watu kumi huwa wangapi wana gonjwa lile???jibu unalo

 

[CPU]

Ikiwa na wao watakuwa na wanaume wanne wa aina hiyo mzunguko wake utakuwa ngapi?kumi na sita eeee, na kila watu kumi huwa wangapi wana gonjwa lile???jibu unalo

Ha ha ha ha ha
Poleni sana kwa kuchemsha msamiati

Hicho kipengele cha 5 kiko hivi.
Huyo ni mwanamke wa 5 ambaye ana wanawake wanne ndani yake. Hao wanawake wa4 wapo ndani ya mwanamke wa 5 na hawatambuani (yaani wana tabia 4 tofauti)

Poleni sana kwa waliodhani nahamasisha uzinzi

 

[The Finest]

Amen.......Ekisitensheni Kebo

 

[Husninyo]

All women are good tatizo midume,......,.

 

[CPU]

All women are good tatizo midume,......,.

Wacha weeee! Mnameremeta balaa

 

[CPU]

Amen.......Ekisitensheni Kebo

Halelujahhhh

 

[The Finest]

Halelujahhhh

Mkuu leo unapatikana mitaa ya wapi???

 

[WiseLady]

Amen.......Ekisitensheni Kebo

I c! n its important to have a man...........:confused2:

 

[CPU]

Mkuu leo unapatikana mitaa ya wapi???

Mkuu nilikuwa nina kiporo, nimeamka asubuhi kwenda job, j3 natakiwa nikabidhi ripoti

 

[CPU]

I c! n its important to have a man...........:confused2:

Kebo?

 

[The Finest]

Mkuu nilikuwa nina kiporo, nimeamka asubuhi kwenda job, j3 natakiwa nikabidhi ripoti

Kheee Kheeee mkoloni anakutumikisha aisee pole sana

 

[The Finest]

eti eeee

Aisee niaje