Ernie
JF-Expert Member
- Aug 3, 2010
- 217
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Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations
have been revised as below and under no circumstance is any violation going
to be accepted.
1. The Kitchen and all pantries are declared Restricted Zones.
Entry and/or passage shall require express permission from myself upon
submission of written request.
2. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be discussed!
3. Such food items as rice, chicken, butter, jam, eggs, bread and
milk are Restricted. Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must
write to me in triplicate, with three days notice, giving justifications
backed by a qualified dietician report as supportive documentation.
4. Watering with hoses is banned. Further, only food-giving plants shall be
watered. No lawns or flowers shall receive water. For internal decoration,
only plastic and dry-flower arrangements shall be permitted.
5. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 litres of cold water per day per person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are medical reasons. Geyser to be switched off until further notice.
6. All security lights should be removed with immediate effect. All dependants shall abide by an all-night guard-duty roster I
shall make available shortly.
7. No dependant shall entertain friends indoors, far less attempt to offer food, drinks or even music.
Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sing for them.
8. No one is allowed to talk to officials from police, Council or Court Bailiffs; doing so shall carry an
instantaneous penalty of ejection from The House.
9. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any other property in the House,
shall immediately have to seek temporary employment somewhere to earn money
to replace such broken item(s).
10. All visitors intending to spend a night/week or more shall apply in triplicate and give two months notice,
with an endorsement from their town Mayor, Village Headman or Church Priest, giving convincing reasons why they
can't stay at their homes. Visitors to bring their own meat and mealie-meal.
Failure to do this shall result in their being turned away, at the gate, upon arrival
THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!!
REVIEW MEETINGS ARE ONLY HELD ONCE EVERY 2 YEARS & NEXT MEETING WILL BE IN MARCH 2013.
