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Eti ni kwanini? Hebu tuambie...

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Asprin, Mar 26, 2010.

  1. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Mzee Mwanakijiji: Utastaafu lini siasa uanze mapenzi rasmi? Siasa haina kustaafu?
    Firstlady1: Mbona kasi yako ya kupost imepungua, Umeshaanza kwenda Kliniki?
    Geoff: Siku hizi umekuwa mpole sana, mshiki kakudhibiti?
    PakaJimmy: Kwanini hupendi kwenda kanisani mpaka Kwaresma ianze?
    Bigirita: Siku hizi umekuwa Premium Member, unamshauri nini Nyivonduma sir?
    Fidel80: Tangu ulipoacha kujiexpress, unahisi umemiss kitu gani?
    Carmel: Bado uko desperate kutafuta ile kitu au umefanikiwa? Mbona hutuambii?
    Kimey: Hivi ukilala bila kupata kileo unahisi utapunguza siku zako za kuishi?
    Kaizer: Hivi bila ku do the needful unahisi kiwango cha kupiga organ kitashuka?
    Mwanajamiione: Tangu ulivue pendo hujahisi kuwa unahitaji kulipanda tena?
    Bht: Yale mazoezi ya kupunguza uzito yamekusaidia chochote?
    Nguli: Unahisi bila freestyle muziki wa kizazi kipya bado hautanoga?
    Maria Roza: Unajisikiaje unavyowahamishia wapwa kwenye lile jukwaa lako?
    Noname: Hivi ukitumia kiswahili unahisi ujumbe wako hautafika unavyotaka?
    Akili Kichwani: Pearl mambo tayari au unaogopa wapwa wasikupoke? Mbona jii?
    Sipo: Unaonaje ukirudi mjini? Huoni huko uliko umeshafulia?
    Edson: Ile namba ya simu kwanini hutaki kumpa Kaizer? Unaogopa nini?
    Next Level: Kwanini unachanganya konyagi na club soda?
    Preta: Kwanini unaogopa kutembelea sehemu zenye baridi?
    Lily Flower: Kwanini umeamua kurudi Vodacom, Tigo imekuchosha?
    Nyamayao; Nimekumisi sana, martenity leave inaisha lini?
    Jerome: Hiyo avatar yako, hicho kidole kinamaanisha nini?
    Masaki: Huoni kuwa sasa unahitaji kumrudia Mola wako? Pombe imekushinda?
    Pearl: Hivi ni lazima uende kazini ndio uwe online JF?
    Baba Enock: Lini utanitafuta Viola Pub nikununulie bia baridi?
    Dark City: Umeacha tabia yako ya kupekua simu ya mkeo?
    Masanilo: Kwanini ulitoroka kwenye ile Rehab? Huwezi kulala bila kunywa?
    Shishi: Umeamua kufunga ndoa baada ya kupata kitambi? Ulitesti kwanza?
    Charity: Unaonaje ukiacha kazi unayofanya ukawa daktari wangu?

    Wengine: Mnahisi kwanini sijawauliza swali? Msijali: Leo ni Furahi dei, nina hangover!
     
  2. Fidel80

    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    Naona kiongozi jana hukudumisha mila kabisa.
    Toka niache kujiexpress nimekuwa nakosa mambo mengi hata wachumba sasa sipati kabisa imekuwa kama gundu bado natafakari mara mbili mbili huu uamuzi wangu wa kustaafu kujiexpress maana mila zinadumishwa kwa taabu sana.
     
  3. bht

    bht JF-Expert Member

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    tena kama nimeloga vile
    nime-obase biggy
    tipwa tipwa, huwezi kutofautisha mbele ni wapi na nyuma ni wapi.......
    nimekuwa kitufe.....
     
  4. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hehehe! Jasiri haachi asili!
    Najuta kwa kutokunywa valuu za kutosha jana. Kichwani hamna kitu kabisa!
     
  5. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hehehe!
    Ngoja niongee na daktari wangu Charity. Ata do the needful!
     
  6. Teamo

    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    hii kesi nzito.......
    ngoja kwanza
     
  7. Madabwada

    Madabwada JF-Expert Member

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    so long as siko kwenye list ... no cmnt!
     
  8. Kimey

    Kimey JF-Expert Member

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    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    Binamu 2010 niko kikazi zaidi nje ya JF ..kuna project zangu nafanya zinanichukulia muda mwingi labda 2011 kama mungu akijaalia nitaendelea na kasi yangu
    thanx Chispin
     
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    Mtu B JF-Expert Member

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    heri mimi sijasemwa
     
  11. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    halafu wewe....ujifunze kwenda vekesheni, kila siku kuishia kwa Eliza....njoo huku nyanda za juu magharibi tukupeleke johanesburg garden
     
  12. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Unajua kule mamndenyi tukishapata ngera na nyalo tumezoea kuhisi kuhoji kufoka maisha kufaana.
     
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    Tall JF-Expert Member

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    Hujatuuliza kwa vile huna data zetu.
     
  14. Emanuel Makofia

    Emanuel Makofia JF-Expert Member

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    ???????????
     
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    Mzee wa Kale Member

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    Kazi na dawa daaa
     
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    Zion Daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Tutadiscuss faragha.Niko kwa ajili yako hilo ulijue mapema.
     
  17. Fidel80

    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha dah pole naona umeona usiku wa leo mrefu
     
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    Zion Daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Unahisi kwa nini?
     
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    carmel JF-Expert Member

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    Sikupata na hivyo ikawa challenge kwangu kuangalia the other side of life ambayo i think i like it more. so it was a blessing in ...................
     
  20. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hili nalo neno. Waiting!
     
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