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Diploma

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Bibi na mjukuu wakiwa sokoni.


    Bibi:Diploma nilitee paketi ya sukari ziache matunda.
    Mwuzaji:We bibi mjukuu wako anaitwa Diploma?
    Bibi:Ndiyo
    Mwuzaji:Kwanini?
    Bibi:Kwasababu nilimpeleka binti yangu chuo na hichi ndo alichorudi nacho
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mke:mme wangu unanipenda kweli?
    Mme:nakupenda mke wangu.
    Mke:nikifa mkufu wa shaba wangu hutampa mwanamke mwingine?
    Mme:siwezi mpa.
    Mke;Je gari langu huwezi mpa?
    Mme:siwezi mana nakupenda wewe tu.
    Mke:je hutampa ile gauni langu?
    Mme:kweli siwezi mpa
    Mke:na viatu vyangu hutampa kweli?
    Mme:siwezi mpa viatu vyako mana yeye anavaa namba sita.
     
  3. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mke na mme walienda club,mara mme akaenda counter kuagiza bia,mara kahaba akamfuata mke wa jamaa na kumwambia.
    Yaani huyo jamaa usifanye naye ngono mpaka alipe kwanza,mana ukishampa halipi.

    otea kilichotokea jamaa aliporudi.
     
  4. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mhubiri:ningekuwa na uwezo bia zote ningezimwaga baharini
    Waumini:yes,na iwe hivo
    Mhubiri:ningekuwa na uwezo bangi zote ningezitupa baharini
    waumini : wanapiga makofi)
    mhubiri:ningekuwa na uwezo gongo,pombe za kienyeji na aina zote za vilevi ningezitupa baharini
    ili zisionekana.
    Waumini:amen

    mara anasimama mwimbaji wa pambio akaanza kuimba akisema ""na atakaye kunywa hayo maji hatasikia kiu tena
    milele na milele.""

    waumini wakiitikia na kupiga makofi ""amennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
     
  5. mkudeson

    mkudeson Senior Member

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    hizo ni noma mkuu! mbavu zangu miee!!!
     
  6. Likwanda

    Likwanda JF-Expert Member

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    Poa Mkuu, ila naona siku hizi kiwango kinashuko sana.
     
  7. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    pamoja mkuu
     
  8. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    hakishuki labda kwa vile sijatulia sana
     
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    Bhavick JF-Expert Member

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    Nakukubali kinoma!
     
  10. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    thanks mkuu
     
  11. Wa kusoma

    Wa kusoma JF-Expert Member

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    Habari za siku mkuu, vipi ulikuwa wapi? Maana nakumbuka mara ya mwisho ulipost uzi wa kunichafua hlf ukaondoka. Nashukuru umerudi na ninaahidi kuendeleza bifu na wewe.
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahah diploma si mchezo..ubarikiwe aisee nimecheka ile mbaya!
     
  13. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    ur welcome
     
  14. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    huo ni utoto
     
  15. Wa kusoma

    Wa kusoma JF-Expert Member

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    Haya bwana tutaona nani ni mtoto kati yangu mie na wewe.
     
  16. Typhoid

    Typhoid JF-Expert Member

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    achana na bangi dogo sio nzuri! Hivi ban uliopigwa na ukawa complicator hujajifunza tu?
     
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    hayaka JF-Expert Member

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    ziko poa ile mbaya, congrats.
     
  18. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Excellent inabdi nikuazawadie wisky badala ya vodka...Teh teh teh
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo ya diploma bado sijainasa vizuri unaweza kuirekebisha ukai repost Please! hizo zingine wawaaaa!
     
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    Play boy Member

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    hahahahaha....mbafu zangu...hahahahaha..yan jamaa n bahiri..hahahaha..
     
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