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Chumba cha mahesabu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bellino, Mar 18, 2012.

  1. Bellino

    Bellino Member

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    Yuda apata chance ya kutembelea ahera..akiwa na mwenyeji wake anapelekwa chumba cha mahesabu. Anashangaa kuona saa zenye mshale mmoja zisizo na idadi..akauliza vp hizi saa zina maana gani..mwenyeji akajibu"hizi ndizo zinatumika kuhesab dhambi wa watu huko dunian.kila mshale unaposogea hiyo ni dhamb moja inayotendwa na mtu mwenye saa hyo.
    Yuda alijitahd kwenda kuiona saa yako
    Aliporudi akaulizwa kulikon akasema
    Nimeikuta saa ya huyu mtu malaika wameifanya feni kwa jinsi ilivyo kasi..
     
  2. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo mwisho au ndo itaendelea? Nani huyo?
     
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    a gal Member

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    dhambi nyingi,nan huyo?
     
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    atakuwa lowasa tu huyo
     
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    Au itakuwa ya baba mwan.....
     
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    Shiwawa Member

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    we mbona unatuzinguwa
     
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    N series Senior Member

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    hiyo mi nazani ya m.kwere
     
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    Subiri part 2
     
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    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    ........aasha
     
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    itakuwa ya BeN
     
  11. Bellino

    Bellino Member

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    kuzinguliwa ni kugongwa au unataka kugongwa
     
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    Excel JF-Expert Member

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    jamani lugha chafu haziruhusiwi!
     
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    huna siku nyingi jf
     
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    Mh! itakua yng2
     
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