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Chinese Call-Center (Good One!)'

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ndallo, May 21, 2012.

  1. Ndallo

    Ndallo JF-Expert Member

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    Chinese Call-Center (Good One!)'

    Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan

    Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
    Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan

    Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

    Caller: I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
    Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

    Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident
    Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

    Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter!
    You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

    Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
    Operator: I'm Saw Ree

    Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
    Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ....

    Caller: O h ......God!!! !
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    Dr.kapama Senior Member

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    Bush: ms Condoleza who is the president of China
    Condoleza: yes hu is the president of china
    Bush: why are you asking the same question to me while i asked you, tell me Who is the president of china now?
    Condoleza: yes sir, HU is the president of china. HU is the leader of china!
    Bush:WTF!!how would i know WHO is the leader of china? You tell me !!
    Condoleza: i have already told you HU is the leader of china!!
    Bush: No you didnt, i dont know who is the leader of china!
    Condoleza: mr president how many times do i have to tell you, HU is the leader of china!
    Bush: You only asked me the same question, you never told me WHO is the leader of china!
    Condoleza: sir HU is the president of CHINA!
    Bush: can you fu ck in tel me the name of president of China!!!
    Condoleza: its HU Jintao
    Bush:: aahhh! Finally no wonder they call you Rice!
    After 15 mins.
    Bush: ms Condoleza!
    Condoleza: yes sir!
    Bush: i want you to tell HU that whatever strategy he is planning he wont take over the world economic.
    Condoleza: Who sir should i call?
    Bush: Yes
    Condoleza: sir you did not tell me Who to call!
    Bush: i told you HU!! @:
    Condoleza: no you didnt, you just said to call Who but didnt mentioned him!
    Bush: i told you to call Hu, dont pretend as if you ddnt hear!
    Condoleza: i heard you said i should call WHO only! But didnt mention his name!
    Bush: arggghh not again!! Call HU Jintao, the president of China!
    Condoleza: you should be specific next time, they should have called you BushBaby!
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