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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mbweta, Mar 18, 2011.

  1. m

    mbweta JF-Expert Member

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    Nitajie gundi ya maji huijuayo? Jib ntatoa within next 30min.
     
  2. m

    mbweta JF-Expert Member

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    Oh no 1
     
  3. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Zipo nyingi. Ngoja niende stationary.
     
  4. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Sijui jibu ila hicho kiswahili ndugu mmmmhhh
     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Hivi 30 minutes bado!!
     
  6. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    Gundi ya maji!!! :doh: mbona zinapatikana miingi tuu kutoka china na sehemu mbali mbali duniani..halafu tumia kiswahili basi kinachoeleweka mheshimiwa
     
  7. M

    Mkombozi JF-Expert Member

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    Hamna Gundi ya Maji duniani.Zote zinaitwa Gundi na sio Gundi za maji.Kiswahili fasaha hamna kabisa gundi ya Maji.Gundi zote ni za kiminika na sio za maji
     
  8. IT Guru

    IT Guru JF-Expert Member

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    Super glue
     
  9. IT Guru

    IT Guru JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe sio peke yangu ninayejiuliza hilo swali
     
  10. Isaac

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    gundi ya maji? Haiwezekani kuyagundisha maji. Hukuhitaji 30mins bali 30years kutupa jibu.
     
  11. m

    mbweta JF-Expert Member

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    Jaman polen nliweka ile cku ndan ya 30min ckupata jib nkauliza vp? Jib ni friji ndo linagandisha maji hizo nyngne mtajua zinagundisha nin
     
  12. m

    mbweta JF-Expert Member

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    pole si wajua kiswahili tunahisi twakiweza ila tuna mistake katika v2 vidogovidogo
     
  13. m

    mbweta JF-Expert Member

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    poleni nliweka ila kwa cku mbili hakuna mtu aliye weza changia nkijasahau
     
  14. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo pale kileleni mlima kilimanjaro kuna ma-friji eeeeeh.......kumbeeee.....:lol:
     
  15. Kaka Sam

    Kaka Sam JF-Expert Member

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    isee, lakin friji si gundi, ni mashine nadhani
     
  16. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha dah! Inawezekana mkuu tena mafriji yenyewe ni ya LG
     
  17. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Sio kila frigi inagandisha maji, kuna frigi za kuifadhi damu tutaziitaje! hahahaha
     
  18. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    nanihiiiiiiiiiiii, nini tena !!! aaaaaaahh ngoja niende kwa da Dena nikamnongoneze jibu alitaje!!
     
  19. wapalepale

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    msaada wa tofauti ya kugundisha na kugandisha pls, maana me naona friji inagandisha ila gundi inagundisha
     
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    dorry Senior Member

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    Mapopompo tuko wengi, lakini kwa kiswazi uchwara changu "Kugundisha" haipo kitaalamu bali akina sisi ndo tumeitengeneza (tumeweka viambishi aka affixation) kutoka neno gundi, kwa hiyo mtu anaposema kugundisha ana maana kuwa gundi imetumika. Lakini neno sahihi nadhani ni kugandisha ikiwa na intension ya kuhold together, jenga tu taswira ni ngumu kueleza. Lakini ni mtazamo wangu tu msininukuu vibaya.
     
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