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cHeKi wAhInDi wAnAVyOtUhArIbIa KiSwAhIlI

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by bampami, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    IMAGINE HAPA NI BAADA
    YA KUMALIZA TUITION YA
    KISWAHILI SASA
    ANAJISOMEA METHALI..... (1) Mfa maji?… tampa life
    jacket.,
    (2) Mwenda pole?…
    tachelewa fika.
    (3)
    Usipoziba ufa ?…mizi taona
    mpaka dani. (4) Usilolijua?…
    uliza google.com. (5) Mbio za utelezini?…chafua guo
    yako.(6) Ukipenda boga?…
    ngoja mezi ya ramzani
    tapata. (7) Ukiona vinaelea?
    …iko nyepesi hiyo. (8) Maji...
    yakimwagika?…mambie dada ta-deki. (9) Chelewa
    chelewa?…takosa guo ya
    sukukuu….. 10) Kila
    ndege .....? Hutua Airport
    (11) Bandu bandu ....?
    bandu bandu nini, bandua iyo bana.. (12) Mtaka cha
    Mvunguni ....? Binua
    tanda .13) Simba mwenda
    kimya .....? Iko gonjwa
    kama sio gonjwa iko
    fungwa na Yanga (14) Aisifuye mvua ....? Mkulima
    (15) Barabara ndefu ....?
    Ongeza mwendo, tachelewa
    fika (16) Mlanawe hafi
    nawe ila .....? Takimbia (17)
    Asie sikia la mkuu ....? Tapeka jela (18) Hasira za
    mkizi ....? Tatafuna veve
    (19) Ujanja mwingi....?
    Hapana mpa kazi taibia
    yeye (20) Akumurikae
    mchana ....? Kipofu (21) Mficha maradhi ....?Taenda
    Loliondo (22) Mkataa
    wingi ....? Taenda Chadema
    (23) Bendera ....? Kama sio
    ya CCM, ya CUF (24) Baniani
    mbaya ....? Sio kweli, naonea tu yeye 25) Akili nyingi ….?
    Tapasi mtihani
     
  2. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    asante umenikumbusha
     
  3. N

    NTANGUYE Member

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    Haya kaka
     
  4. Lucas

    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    FF sijui yuko wapi.... aliandika hii
     
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