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Unazijua methali hizi?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Pen, Jun 15, 2011.

  1. The Pen

    The Pen JF-Expert Member

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    Km huzijui, hapa ndio pa kujifunza. Angalia mwenzako Khanji Bhai alivyojibu kwa ufasaha:

    (1) Mfa maji?… tampa life jacket.

    (2) Mwenda pole?…tachelewa fika.

    (3) Usipoziba ufa ?…mizi taona mpaka dani.

    (4) Usilolijua?…uliza google.com.

    (5) Mbio za utelezini?…chafua guo yako.

    (6) Ukipenda boga?…ngoja mezi ya ramzani tapata.

    (7) Ukiona vinaelea?…iko nyepesi hiyo.

    (8) Maji yakimwagika?…mambie dada ta-deki.

    (9) Chelewa chelewa?…takosa guo ya sukukuu…..

    (10) Kila ndege .....?
    Hutua Airport

    (11) Bandu bandu ....?bandu bandu nini, bandua iyo bana....


    (12) Mtaka cha Mvunguni ....? Binua tanda

    13) Simba mwenda kimya .....? Iko gonjwa kama sio gonjwa iko fungwa na Yanga

    (14) Aisifuye mvua ....? Mkulima

    (15) Barabara ndefu ....? Ongeza mwendo, tachelewa fika

    (16) Mlanawe hafi nawe ila .....? Takimbia

    (17) Asie sikia la mkuu ....? Tapeka jela

    (18) Hasira za mkizi ....? Tatafuna veve

    (19) Ujanja mwingi....? Hapana mpa kazi taibia yeye


    (20) Akumurikae mchana ....? Kipofu

    (21) Mficha maradhi ....?Taenda Loliondo

    (22) Mkataa wingi ....? Taenda Chadema

    (23) Bendera ....? Kama sio ya CCM, ya CUF

    (24) Baniani mbaya ....? Sio kweli, naonea tu yeye


    25) Akili nyingi ….? Tapasi mtihani
     
  2. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha. Nimezipenda sana, hasa namba 13
     
  3. LiverpoolFC

    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu!!!!!!! Kweli uko nimezipenda karibu zote. Jitahidi angalau unaweza kutoa kakitabu chako cha MZENGWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Kamkuki

    Kamkuki JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teeeh mchokozi utamuona tu, tena ngoja ni...............................!
     
  5. The Pen

    The Pen JF-Expert Member

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    Mmh! Subiri, watakuja muda si mrefu.
     
  6. Delucaz

    Delucaz Member

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    dah kama majibu yenyewe ndio hayo ningekula 0% ya maana tu.
     
  7. b

    braya Member

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    dah! hiyo ya 13 yaukweli rafiki nimeipenda
     
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