Cheka kidogo usije ukakojoa

[serio]

Mume na mke wameingia hotel ya bei ghali.
Mume: Wife unakula nini?
Mke: Baby utakachokula na mie hichoX2.
Mume: Mhudumuu!
Mhudumu: Naam mkubwa, unaorder ki2 gani?
Mume: Chips na kuku sahani 2 bei gani?
Mhudumu: 65,000/=
Mume: Inakuwa na kachumbari?
Mhudumu: Ndio mkubwa.
Mume: Kachumbari nayo bei gani?
Mhudumu: Kachumbari bure boss.
Mume: Basi 2naomba kachumbari sahani 2!

hahahahahahaha..asante, nalog off kama washawasha

 

[Hkeen]

LOL, teh teh teh!

 

[Smartboy]

Haa haa! Akome huyo binti

 

[Manyanza]

duh! Hii kali ya karne

 

[Zamea]

Mume na mke wameingia hotel ya bei ghali.
Mume: Wife unakula nini?
Mke: Baby utakachokula na mie hichoX2.
Mume: Mhudumuu!
Mhudumu: Naam mkubwa, unaorder ki2 gani?
Mume: Chips na kuku sahani 2 bei gani?
Mhudumu: 65,000/=
Mume: Inakuwa na kachumbari?
Mhudumu: Ndio mkubwa.
Mume: Kachumbari nayo bei gani?
Mhudumu: Kachumbari bure boss.
Mume: Basi 2naomba kachumbari sahani 2!

hi kali, nimeipenda!

 

[Katavi]

nimeshapata fundisho hapa.

Fundisho gani?

 

[myhem]

hahahahahahaha..asante, nalog off kama washawasha

Duuh! huyo washa2 huwa simwelewi kabisa maana anasema analog off lkn anaendelea kupost kama kawa.Hizi mbwembwe nyingine bwana!

 

[Losambo]

Fundisho gani?

Mengine ni vichekesho tu mkuu,

 

[Ulimakafu]

Kukojoa nini?

 

[Benny EM]

kuna mwengine yy aliagizia chai, akauliza kikombe bei gani akaambiwa mia 2 na sukari jee akaambiwa hio ni bure jamaa akaona hapo ndo pa kupata basi akaagiza chai kikombe ki1 na sukari kg 10 take away

haa hapa kweli nimecheka kinoma hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[ropam]

ha ha ha ha....hureeeeeee! i love JF

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

Khaaa ! Zikianza ngumi msiniite.