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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mr.mpemba, Dec 1, 2011.

  1. M

    Mr.mpemba Member

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    Mume na mke wameingia hotel ya bei ghali.
    Mume: Wife unakula nini?
    Mke: Baby utakachokula na mie hichoX2.
    Mume: Mhudumuu!
    Mhudumu: Naam mkubwa, unaorder ki2 gani?
    Mume: Chips na kuku sahani 2 bei gani?
    Mhudumu: 65,000/=
    Mume: Inakuwa na kachumbari?
    Mhudumu: Ndio mkubwa.
    Mume: Kachumbari nayo bei gani?
    Mhudumu: Kachumbari bure boss.
    Mume: Basi 2naomba kachumbari sahani 2!
     
  2. Safety last

    Safety last JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka mkuu dah!kweli hiyo couple ya wasanii!
     
  3. HenryJr

    HenryJr Member

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    hiyo kali
     
  4. SMU

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    Lol......hii kali!
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh.....
     
  6. brightrich

    brightrich Senior Member

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    Wanakwenda kwa bajeti jamani!
     
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    Luluka JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha!mwee
     
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    Shiwawa Member

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    Hahahaha
     
  9. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    nimeshapata fundisho hapa.
     
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    MAMENGAZI JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha haaaa, mama imekula kipande yake ha ha haaa!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    kuna mshkaji hapa anasema eti huyo jamaa lazima tu atakuwa mpare!!
     
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    Mweeee!!
     
  13. Aggrey86

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    dah! nimeipenda sana hii mkuu!!
     
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    Kuna mwengine yy aliagizia chai, akauliza kikombe bei gani akaambiwa mia 2 na sukari jee akaambiwa hio ni bure jamaa akaona hapo ndo pa kupata basi akaagiza chai kikombe ki1 na sukari kg 10 take away
     
  15. Sware

    Sware Member

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    hahahahahaha kama namuona huyo waiter alivyobaki mdomo wazi!LOL
     
  16. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    nimecheka sana dah!!
     
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    MERCIFUL JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha. Hii hata Lol Haitoshi....Hii ni Lolest!!
     
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    Teh teh teh,huyo mdingi noma.
     
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    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    jamani ntapaliwa kachumbari yangu apa
     
  20. che-guavara

    che-guavara Member

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    Lah hii kali.huyo mdingi uskute ni baaria
     
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