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Bia ni bora kuliko mwanamke

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mashikolomageni, Mar 21, 2011.

  1. mashikolomageni

    mashikolomageni JF-Expert Member

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    Sababu 6 kwanini bia ni bora kuliko mwanamke
    1. Ukienda baa una uhakika wa kupata bia bila kubembeleza
    (haina mapozi)
    2. Ukiagiza bia ya pili ya kwanza haichukii.
    (haina wivu)
    3. Unapoagiza bia una uhakika wewe ndio wa kwanza kuifungua
    (huwa bikira)
    4. Unaweza kushirikiana bia na mwenzako bila wivu wowote.
    5. Wakati ukinywa bia hata ukojoe mara ngapi
    (hamu haiishi)
    6. Bia siku zote haiendi mwezini wala haina siku zake. Jamani bia iacheni iitwe bia.
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    it is not fair kumfananisha mwanamke na pombe
     
  3. MAYOO

    MAYOO Senior Member

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    Sure hata mi naunga mkono, si busara kumfananisha mwanamke na bia. Acha inaboa ndugu, think of your mother!
     
  4. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    come on guyz this is Jokes and gossips forum its all jokes,kumbe nyie hamjui watani ambao hata mama yako akifa bada wanakupiga mabango! Ila hamna anaemind it's all jokes. Any way the joke is hilarious,for the ones offended take it easy it ain't serious.
     
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    allydou JF-Expert Member

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    lakini itakuwa ngumu, pamoja na hizo merits za bia, bado mwanamke ana kamata zaidi ya kinywaji, acha mbwembwe banaaaaaa.
     
  6. Chimunguru

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    so beer is better than your mom and sisters duuu kashfa nyingine .....
     
  7. Revolution

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    Jamani si mshaambiwa ni jokes au hamsomi title za majukwaa? batu bengine ngumu kumesa (kuelewa) aisee
     
  8. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Dats what i'm trying to say but people dont want understand!
     
  9. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    its only jokes banaa not real mazeee..kwani nani ajui mwanamke ni boraa kuliko kila kitu.
     
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    samora10 JF-Expert Member

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    kama mnazungumzia ndovu baridi sawa!
     
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    The only JF-Expert Member

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    wee serengeti moto na kitimotokavu imeshindkana
     
  12. Nazjaz

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    Bia ni bora kuliko mama yako
     
  13. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    Offensive joke!
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Zote starehe, nimeipenda point ya3.
     
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    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Pole zayat
     
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    Mchaga wa ukwel Member

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    SIO WABUNGE TU WANAOHITAJI KUPIMWA AKILI,HATA HUMU JF KUNA WAGONJWA WENGI WANAOHITAJI KUPIMWA. Tuandike proposal kuomba huduma hiyo!!
     
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    Remote JF-Expert Member

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    Invisible kuptia Jf doctor naomba mpime wa'tz wenzetu medula obulangata zao
     
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    data JF-Expert Member

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    ...eagle......
     
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    kakolo Senior Member

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    Ukitaka kupikiwa bia inapika, bia inasafisha nyumba, bia ina take care of you, lastly bia inakupa na watoto. Bia wee bia kweli ni zaidi ya mwanamke.
     
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    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Dahhhh thanx
    lakini kama huna fedha
    Bia hupati .... ukiwa na mwanamwali
    Nyumbani huitaji fedha kupata starehe...
     
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