Bia ni bora kuliko mwanamke

[mashikolomageni]

Sababu 6 kwanini bia ni bora kuliko mwanamke
1. Ukienda baa una uhakika wa kupata bia bila kubembeleza
(haina mapozi)
2. Ukiagiza bia ya pili ya kwanza haichukii.
(haina wivu)
3. Unapoagiza bia una uhakika wewe ndio wa kwanza kuifungua
(huwa bikira)
4. Unaweza kushirikiana bia na mwenzako bila wivu wowote.
5. Wakati ukinywa bia hata ukojoe mara ngapi
(hamu haiishi)
6. Bia siku zote haiendi mwezini wala haina siku zake. Jamani bia iacheni iitwe bia.

 

[zayat]

it is not fair kumfananisha mwanamke na pombe

 

[MAYOO]

Sure hata mi naunga mkono, si busara kumfananisha mwanamke na bia. Acha inaboa ndugu, think of your mother!

 

[Good Guy]

it is not fair kumfananisha mwanamke na pombe

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Sure hata mi naunga mkono, si busara kumfananisha mwanamke na bia. Acha inaboa ndugu, think of your mother!

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come on guyz this is Jokes and gossips forum its all jokes,kumbe nyie hamjui watani ambao hata mama yako akifa bada wanakupiga mabango! Ila hamna anaemind it's all jokes. Any way the joke is hilarious,for the ones offended take it easy it ain't serious.

 

[allydou]

lakini itakuwa ngumu, pamoja na hizo merits za bia, bado mwanamke ana kamata zaidi ya kinywaji, acha mbwembwe banaaaaaa.

 

[Chimunguru]

so beer is better than your mom and sisters duuu kashfa nyingine .....

 

[Revolution]

so beer is better than your mom and sisters duuu kashfa nyingine .....

Jamani si mshaambiwa ni jokes au hamsomi title za majukwaa? batu bengine ngumu kumesa (kuelewa) aisee

 

[Good Guy]

Jamani si mshaambiwa ni jokes au hamsomi title za majukwaa? batu bengine ngumu kumesa (kuelewa) aisee

Dats what i'm trying to say but people dont want understand!

 

[B'REAL]

its only jokes banaa not real mazeee..kwani nani ajui mwanamke ni boraa kuliko kila kitu.

 

[samora10]

kama mnazungumzia ndovu baridi sawa!

 

[The only]

kama mnazungumzia ndovu baridi sawa!

wee serengeti moto na kitimotokavu imeshindkana

 

[Nazjaz]

Sababu 6 kwanini bia ni bora kuliko mwanamke<br />
1. Ukienda baa una uhakika wa kupata bia bila kubembeleza<br />
(haina mapozi)<br />
2. Ukiagiza bia ya pili ya kwanza haichukii. <br />
(haina wivu)<br />
3. Unapoagiza bia una uhakika wewe ndio wa kwanza kuifungua<br />
(huwa bikira)<br />
4. Unaweza kushirikiana bia na mwenzako bila wivu wowote.<br />
5. Wakati ukinywa bia hata ukojoe mara ngapi<br />
(hamu haiishi)<br />
6. Bia siku zote haiendi mwezini wala haina siku zake. Jamani bia iacheni iitwe bia.

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Bia ni bora kuliko mama yako

 

[Amyner]

Offensive joke!

 

[mchemsho]

Zote starehe, nimeipenda point ya3.

 

[Mshume Kiyate]

<span style="font-family: comic sans ms"><font size="3"><font color="darkorchid"><b>it is not fair kumfananisha mwanamke na pombe </b></font></font></span>

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Pole zayat

 

[Mchaga wa ukwel]

Sababu 6 kwanini bia ni bora kuliko mwanamke<br />
1. Ukienda baa una uhakika wa kupata bia bila kubembeleza<br />
(haina mapozi)<br />
2. Ukiagiza bia ya pili ya kwanza haichukii. <br />
(haina wivu)<br />
3. Unapoagiza bia una uhakika wewe ndio wa kwanza kuifungua<br />
(huwa bikira)<br />
4. Unaweza kushirikiana bia na mwenzako bila wivu wowote.<br />
5. Wakati ukinywa bia hata ukojoe mara ngapi<br />
(hamu haiishi)<br />
6. Bia siku zote haiendi mwezini wala haina siku zake. Jamani bia iacheni iitwe bia.

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[Inside10]

Invisible kuptia Jf doctor naomba mpime wa'tz wenzetu medula obulangata zao

 

[data]

...eagle......

 

[kakolo]

Ukitaka kupikiwa bia inapika, bia inasafisha nyumba, bia ina take care of you, lastly bia inakupa na watoto. Bia wee bia kweli ni zaidi ya mwanamke.

 

[afrodenzi]

Dahhhh thanx
lakini kama huna fedha
Bia hupati .... ukiwa na mwanamwali
Nyumbani huitaji fedha kupata starehe...