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Aua watu 26 kwa kufuata sheria.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkubwa Jalala, Oct 13, 2012.

  1. Mkubwa Jalala

    Mkubwa Jalala Senior Member

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    Kuna dereva mmoja liwaganga watu 26 na kuwasababishia kifo papohapo.
    Polisi wa usalama barabarani walipo muhoji ilikuwa kama ifuatavyo...
    Polisi: Ilikuaje ukawagonga watu 26.
    Dereva: Kulia kwangu kulikua na mtu m1 na kushoto watu 25. je ungekuwa
    wewe afande ungefanyaje?
    Polisi: Ningemgonga m1 nakuokoa maisha ya watu 26.
    Dereva: Enhee namimi nilitaka kumgonga mtu m1 wa kulia mara akakimbilia
    kushoto kwa watu 25 alifikiri sijamuona nikamfuata hukohuko.
    Afande: Duuuuh!!!!!!!!!!????????????
     
  2. kamtu33

    kamtu33 JF-Expert Member

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    duuuuuuuu!.......
     
  3. Bratherkaka

    Bratherkaka Member

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    kamalizaaa
     
  4. Mkubwa Jalala

    Mkubwa Jalala Senior Member

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    Ninahisi hata trafc angekuwepo nae angemuunganishia.
     
  5. Mlaleo

    Mlaleo JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo Mtu hakuwa Kamuhanda kweli.. Watu wanahasira nae sana
     
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    lito saint Member

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    chezea mkuria!
     
  7. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Duh, kwa vyovyote atakuwa alimchukulia demu wake...
     
  8. oldd vampire

    oldd vampire JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    huyo dereva nahisi nshamwonaga mirembe huyo
     
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