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Asiyesikia la mkuu....!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mbimbinho, Apr 1, 2012.

  1. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa fulani alikuwa na tabia ya kuj…ba kwa nguvu kila aamkapo asubuhi. Mkewe alikerwa sana na tabia hiyo, alimkataza akachoka, siku moja akamwonya kuwa iko siku badala ya pumzi, utumbo utakuja kumtoka. Jamaa alicheka sana kusikia hilo. Siku moja mke alilazimika kuamka alfajiri awatengeze kuku kwa ajili ya sherehe, alipowatoa utumbo wale kuku akakumbuka alichowahi kumwambia mumewe akaamua kumtisha, akamnyatia mumewe ambaye alikuwa bado amelala na kumuwekea utumbo kwenye pajama lake na kurudi jikoni. Muda si mrefu mwanaume aliamka na kufanya mambo yake kama kawaida, lakini akahisi kitu cha baridi ndani ya suruali, ile kuvuta si akakuta utumbo. Akapiga ukelele,’Mama yangu nimekufa’. Mke wake aliposikia akacheka peke yake. Kimya cha kama nusu saa kilipita. Hatimaye jamaa akamfuata mkewe jikoni akiwa amelowa jasho pajama nzima.
    JAMAA: Mke wangu yale uliosema leo yametokea.
    MKE: Yepi jamani?
    JAMAA: Mke wangu utumbo si umetoka kama ulivyosema
    MKE: Pole mume wangu, sasa?
    JAMAA: Namshukuru Mungu, nimejitahidi nimeweza kuurudisha ndani wote.
    MKE: Mungu wangu umefanyaje?
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Searching...
     
  3. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Ameurudisha ndani??
    Hahaha!
     
  4. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Soma hapa!
     
  5. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    nafikiri tatizo hapa ni ameurudisha kupitia wapi!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    SADANI New Member

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    alikokuwa anatolea pumzi
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    pumzi ipi mkuu, safi au chafu?
     
  8. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka sana mkuu
     
  9. Pasco_jr_ngumi

    Pasco_jr_ngumi JF-Expert Member

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    Siooni pa kusoma, utumbo umezamaaaa
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    to be continued
     
  11. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaa!
     
  12. Deejay nasmile

    Deejay nasmile JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja sana
     
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    kajoli.com Member

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    dah! mbavu sina............
     
  14. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    angalia zisije zikawa zimeingia ndani.
     
  15. muuza ugoro

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    nipeni mbavu, hizi zishanivunjika.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Husikia ya mtoto !
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    cjakuelewa ulivyosema kuji...ba maanake ni nini?
     
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    vunjajungu JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani nimesahau mara ya mwisho nilicheka lini kama nilivyocheka leo!thanx meeen!
     
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    driller JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaa huyo aliepoteza mbavu mwambie azitafute halafu azirudishe kama mwenzie...!!
     
  20. General mex

    General mex Senior Member

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    ebwana umetisha mkuu, you make my day.
     
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