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Anko na mama

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Edward Teller, Aug 3, 2011.

  1. Edward Teller

    Edward Teller JF-Expert Member

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    Katika basi moja,mama mmoja alitaka kumyonyesha mtoto,mtoto akagoma,mama akamwambia nyonya,kama utaki nampa anko anyonye!" anko ni kaka mmoja abiria aliyekaa na huyo mama.Mtoto akanyonya kidogo akaacha,Mama akatishia tena kumpa anko,ndipo yule kaka kwa hamaki akasema,"mama uwe na msimamo,nimepitiliza vituo vinne kwa ajili hio!
     
  2. Yericko Nyerere

    Yericko Nyerere Verified User

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    Ahaaaa duh hii!
     
  3. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahahah jamaa noma anataka kunyonya!
     
  4. Ze burner

    Ze burner JF-Expert Member

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    loh! siyo mchezo
     
  5. khayanda

    khayanda JF-Expert Member

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    jamaa naye alichelewa wakati anamtishia mtoto kuwa nampa anko, jamaa nalo lingefungua mdomo na kulamba kidogo, labda mama angemuachia, ila je? umri huo ni wa hiyo lishe?? Maana unyonyaji wa kiutu uzima hayatoki maziwa hayo aliyotakiwa kupata huyo mtoto, sasa huyo anko angemeza na hayo maziwa???:A S-omg::rapture::boom: acha hizo wewe mtu mzima ooovyoo!!!! Unyonye nini unangojea hadi unapitiliza vituo, fara kabisa
     
  6. Maayo

    Maayo JF-Expert Member

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    Heee! Anataka kunyonya huyo!
     
  7. First Born

    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    :car: haya zawadi yako hiyo
     
  8. ndetichia

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    nimeipenda hiyo gift..
     
  9. ndetichia

    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    aiseeeee jombaaaaa you made ma day..
     
  10. The only

    The only JF-Expert Member

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    Zs is coool hahahahahahahahah teheeeeeee
     
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    nashangaasana Member

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    nice one!
     
  12. b

    beny hiluka Member

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    Duh!kweli dunia ina mambo
     
  13. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    he heeeeeeeeeeee
     
  14. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo anko nae alikuwa haja tulia hata kidogo eti "uwe na msimamo"
    thanks mkuu.
     
  15. d

    david mkwizu Member

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    dah anko ni nnoumer mazzeiya hahahahaha dah
     
  16. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Hahahahhahha lohhhh
    "Eti uwe na msimamo"
    kazi kweli kweli...
    Sante mkuu.
    Hilarious :)
     
  17. pumbatupu

    pumbatupu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh..teh..teh... you hav ma dei man!
     
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    braya Member

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    ni nzuri ila imejirudia,yakwanza ilikua ya kiingereza umefanya kutafsiri tu
     
  19. BPM

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    hahahah kali kuliko
     
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    Qsm JF-Expert Member

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    umenifanya wafanyakazi wenzangu wanione **** kwa kucheka
     
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