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Angalia na hizi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, May 9, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Baba na mtoto
    Baba: Mwanangu ukiwa na hasira unafanya nini?
    Mtoto: Naenda chooni.
    Baba: Chooni? Kufanya nini?
    Mtoto: Kusafisha.
    Baba: Halafu ndio hasira zinaisha?
    Mtoto: Ndio nasafisha choo kwa mswaki wako.
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alienda nunua tai alipofika ikawa hivi:
    Muuza duka: Karibu, nikusaidie nini?
    Mteja: Natafuta tai iliyochanganyika na maziwa na kahawa hivi.
    Muuza duka: Sijajua na sukari je au hutoitaji?
     
  3. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa akimshushua mwenzake "mshkaji wangu we tatizo unakopa sana, chuupi unakopa, maji unakoopa, mwanamke ukienda nae gesti unakopa pia" Jamaa akajibu: Sasa JK amefanya hali ya uchumi iwe tete mi ningefanyaje?
     
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    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanamke: Nilikubali kuolewa na wewe haraka haraka kwasababu nlikua nna hasira siku ile.
    Mwanaume: Ooh! Mie sikuliona hilo nlikua kwenye dimbwi la mapenzi juu yako.
     
  5. TaiJike

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    hahahahaaa.....Nimezipenda.
     
  6. Nish

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    du! hiyo ya kwanza balaa!
     
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    Nyuki baby Member

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    Namchukua huyo mtoto na mnyoa kipara namtia makwezi mpaka anye na akinya napiga mpaka n'nya yake!
     
  8. Dan84

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    Michaely, ukisha piga n'nya yake, unaipika unaila, hasira zitaisha.
     
  9. Erickb52

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    Haahahaaaa jamaa zako wana vituko lol
     
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