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A letter from my Pepiii ( A MUST READ)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ng'wanza Madaso, Jan 10, 2011.

  1. Ng'wanza Madaso

    Ng'wanza Madaso JF-Expert Member

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    WHERE WERE YOU, WHEN BROTHERS USED TO WRITE LETTERS WITH DICTIONARIES

    If you never received letters like these, you know nothing!

    Dear Sugar
    Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper.


    Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground
    I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.

    To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.

    Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.

    Yourz Ever,

    Sugar tapi tapi

    REPLY
    Dear Honie

    My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time.

    How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

    My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you.

    I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that it is my favourites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the combies and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

    If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against marry carrie. Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.

    Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea.

    My dedications to you are:

    Maria Curry - One Sweet Day.
    Boys to Main - And of the Rod
    Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood, Ruise Sugar Baby

    P.S. Sorry about my English, I did not learn anymore !!
     
  2. Katavi

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    Ha ha ha haaaa!!
     
  3. Ng'wanza Madaso

    Ng'wanza Madaso JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu kicheko hicho,wakumbuka enzi hizo?

     
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    Imetulia
     
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    safi
     
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    :Cry:
     
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    Duniani kuna mambo toka kitambo!!
     
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    Imekaa safi sana ila namiss mambo haya siku hizi!
     
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    bomba hiyoo!!!
     
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    Hahahhaaa simu siku hizi zimeharibu huu utamu, tulikua tunanunua karatasi mahususi kabsaa na pale zinapokosekana basi tulichukua maua fresh na kuyapandika kwene pepa hadi kesho ukiyabandua picha ya ua inabaki pale pale ndo unaitumia kumuandikia Honnie, aah watoto wa siku hizi wana miss mambo, ngoja nitascan mojawapo niiweke hapa, nilifanikiwa kuhifadhi japo Mom aliziiona enzi hizo ikaleta kaugomvi!!! saafi
     
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    teh teh teh teknologia ina hasara zake moja wapo ni kuanza kupotea huu utamaduni wa kuandikiana barua.
    bomba
     
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    Freshy!
     
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    You made my day,thank you!
     
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    so fresh so nice so funny and romantic..i got to reminisce those days waay back when...nimeipenda
     
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    enzi zetu zileeeeee,ukiwa wamuandikia mwenzio,mwandiko warembwaaaa!siku hizi kila kitu in simu,hamna hata utamu wala raha
     
  16. Ng'wanza Madaso

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    Na mwandiko wa kulemba yaani we acha tu.
     
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    Mwana umenikumbusha enzi hizo nipo mawenzi sec, demu yupo weruweru sec! Kuna stationary ya wahindi pale town walinikariri nilivyokuwa nanunua zile karatasi zenye maua maalumu kwa ajili ya barua
     
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    Yeah man! You have jogged my memory. In those days when English language was a symbol of intelectualism and a mark of elevated status I received similar letters from girls who were eager to attract my attention. Let me put here sample sentences (not the letters) from their love compositions
    1. Hallow may draling,ow is yu?
    2.I is redy to meat yu niar the forest
    3.Mathematically, my love to yu is streit line
    These are the only ones I can remember! Then they would sign off: i.Will love yu to dead.
    ii.Will remind you im my drems
    I suppose my replies were equally flawed, I cant tell. All this happened at Ndanda High School.Dont ask when!
     
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    Nakumbuka ktk ya miaka ya 80 nilikua Lomwe Sec kila j5 baada ya darasa inapigwa kengele kuitwa assembly kugaiwa barua zilizoingia, napokea pale yangu kutoka kwa mwenza alie mbali, unaenda kula kwanza kisha unatafuta darasa liliwazi unasoma maneno mazuri uloandikiwa kisha nami nashusha mistari kwenye writing pad maaalum kumpa hisia zangu.
    ilikua ni sanaa nzuri sana
     
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