JF Chit-Chats and Jokes
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
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~ Got chased by the headteacher and deputy head. A whole crowd of us in school uniform were in one area our school had forbidden to enter, otherwise could result in expulsion. Only 2 were caught...
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1. Ndugu TAMPERA NGUNAMABWOKO-Mhitimu wa kidato cha sita shule ya sekondari ya wavulana Tabora mwaka 1992.
2. Ndugu GOGOMOKA MISALABA-Mhitimu wa kidato cha sita shule ya sekondari Minaki mwaka...
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Wandugu,
Thread hii ni mahususi kwa chochote unachokumbuka enzi unasoma shule ya msingi.
Mimi binafsi nakumbuka enzi zile nasoma Issale primary school kule wilayani Mbulu miaka ya 1986-1991...
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Jamani hapa bongo utakutana na daladala zina majina kiboko,mimi natupia baadhi nawe tupia yako hapo chini.
1. Majungu mliyoyapika sasa mtayapakua
2. Nenda kaseme tena
3. Gusa unate
4. Flag ya...
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Kila jukwaa lina watu ambao wanakuwa ni members ‘zaidi ya wengine' tokana na mapenzi ya kila member. Katika majukwaa yote hili la CC limekithiri tabia za uchochezi na undumilakuwili kwa...
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Nimefungua uzi huu kutokana na kuwa na janga la kukata usingizi usiku. Kama na wewe ni mmojawapo naomba tuungane pamoja hapa kwa kuandika ulipo na unafanya nini kwa wakati huo baada ya kukosa...
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kwa siku, wiki, mwezi au mwaka kwa upande wako unaspend muda mrefu na bando kubwa zaidi ya data ukiwa kwenye ukarasa upi miongoni mwa kurasa nyingi tu, za mitandao ya kijamii humu duniani...
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Would you go in?
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Kauli za watu ambao wamekosa hoja hapa jamvini.
1. Badala ya kujibu hoja anakugeuza wewe hoja : "una hasira, mmeo/mkeo hivi, boyfriend/girlfriend wako vile, umeachwa " wakati hakujui.
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Uturuki itakuja kununua nguo Tanzania. Made in Tanzania.
Watazigombania nguo za Made in Tanzania
Ukiwa Uturuki tu utasikia "dont want if not Made in TanzaniA"
Mmesikiaa wanangu?
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Hiyo ni salamu wanaume tunapokutana, hasa pub, cafe au kwenye jumuiko lolote. Haya semeni kati ya hayo mawili, lipi linawasumbuwa?
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Je huyo uliyeoana naye ndio wa ndoto zako ?
Eti mkuu?
Au tukuache kwanza?
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Uzi huu ni maalum kwa wale wapendao kupeana likes. Hapa comment chochote kasoro lugha chafu utapata like yako saaafii! Karibuni wadau.
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Bila kupoteza muda ladies leo zamu yenu, hebu mtaje member wa kiume unayevutiwa naye… unaona kabisa huyu yupo kumtima. Na liwalo na liwe namtaja.
Wanaume tulieni muone mnavyopendwa na ukitajwa...
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Habari zenu wakuu.....
Katkit hapa, baada ya kuugua kwa kipindi kirefu (almost 3 months) namshukuru sana Mungu nimepata nafuu sasa.
Ugonjwa usikie kwa jirani aisee, usije ukadharau ugonjwa...
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1 - Saa 3 usiku hakuna daladala barabarani.
2- Saa 4 usiku huoni watu nje na usiulize kwanini. Jiongeze bro!
3- Ugali wa 1500 unapata mboga 7, usisahau uono (dagaa mchele) buree.
4- Ndio jiji...
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The Weekend - Out of Time
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Kuna wakati tunahitaji ku realise stress. Kuna wakati tunahitaji kufanya jambo jipya. Kuna wakati tunahitaji kuona kitu kipya.
Kuna wakati HATUHITAJI kusoma post zenye kutafakarisha. Kuna wakati...
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Hapa ni baadhi
1. Mbege
2. Dengerua
3. Pingu (Pombe hii mama muuza hakupi hadi ahakikishe kwanza umevaa suruali au pajama ndefu hadi chini kwenye vifundo vya miguu. Hapa mteja lazima ufungwe...
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Dondosha jina la kinyakyusa unalolifahamu.
Naanza Gwakisa, endelea
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Habari zenu waungwana wa humu ndani,
Nina jambo lanitatiza sana, kila nikiishi pahali lazima nifatwe na Paka, yaani atokee Paka aweke kambi kwangu, nikianzia kwetu kwa wazazi alikuja kipaka...
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Unatumia mbinu gani ili hasira ziishe?
1. Unalia?
2. Unakaa kimya?
3. Unapigana?
4. Unamuomba Mungu
5. Unamcomfront na kumfokea alikuudhi?
6. Unasikiliza music?
7. Unatoka out?
8. Unaongea na Baby?
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Miongoni mwa mambo ninayo yangoja kwa hamu ni kuingia mojakwamoja peponi. Naomba kuuliza wataalamu wa maandiko endapo peponi kuna nyama choma yenye pilipili kwambaali na limao.
Imeandikwa...
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Leo niko huku kanda ya ziwa Mwanza.
Nitakuwa huku kwa siku tatu,kwa wenyeji wa Mwanza ni sehemu gani unaweza kupiga bia vizuri huku ukizungukwa na totoz nyingi za maana,nimezoea sana maisha ya...
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Seriously, niliwamiss guys...
Kuna jamaa nakusaka,sijui umechange avatar...oyaaa nicheki mwanangu...
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