Ziliwahi kufunika hapa jamvini

mshana jr said:

ile ya chizi aliyemkuta mlevi kalala jalalani mat..ko nje, akasikitika sana akasema ...yani kuna watu matajiri kweli, yani ------ mazima kabisa yametupwa jalalani

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aduwilly said:

Kuna thread ambazo hadi leo nikizifungua na kuzisoma, siachi kukenua walau some part ya meno ya mbele. Mbiliwapo ni pamoja na

1. Chizi alikuwa anatembea
akaona kitu kama
kinyesi.Akainama akagusa
na kidole kisha akalamba
akasema,"Waa,ni mavi
kweli! THANK GOD SIKUKANYAGA!!!"


2. Jamaa mmoja alienda
hotelini kwa wazungu
halafu hajui English. Alitaka
kuagiza kuku ila wote
waongea kizungu
hawakumuelewa. Akaona mayai pembeni akapata
akili. Jamaa: waiter, do you see
these eggs, Waiter: Yes, I do. Jamaa: Ok I need their
mother

3. Unaesoma meseji hii sura yako siyo ngeni machoni mwangu, ni wazi nilikuona Mirembe.

4. MUME ANAMPIGA
MKEWE...akatokea Jirani... JIRANI:"Mke hapigwi."
MKE:"Tafadhali mume
wangu,msikize jirani
anachosema."
MUME:"Kwa nini nisimpige?
JIRANI:"Usimpige,we muolee mke mwengine
tuu.."
MKE:"Aaaa mume wangu
we nipige tu,usimsikilize
jirani."


5. Ile ya alizaliwa bila kichwa wakamuwekea nasi, now kawa rais wa nchi


6. ...............

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