By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it. Helen Rowland
Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. Phyllis Schlafly
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Professor Irwin Corey
Professor Irwin Corey
Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements.
Kathy Mohnke
Kathy Mohnke
Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash. Joyce Brothers
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist. James Garner