Why men will always cheat on you
This is probably the perfect case of a man
marrying a Kim Kardashian and still cheating on
her with a Jessica Alba. Has it ever crossed your
mind why men will always cheat on you?
Dear loyal wife, it is time I demystify this old
puzzle for you; why men cheat. Right now, put
aside all the the misguided advices offered to you
by your noisy girlfriends on how to keep your
man and listen to what I have to say.
1. The forbidden fruit
I am sure every city dweller in Kenya has come
across those Kanjos warnings written in bold
letters on public walls, Usikojoe Hapa, yet
some random guys will always just come right
there, despite the warning, to ease themselves.
Such people even have the audacity to stare at
those writings while at it.
This rather explains, the temptations that comes
with eating the forbidden fruit. So girl, before you
tag along a bevy of beautiful girls as your close
circle of friends, just know that your desperate
attempts of preventing your man from eating
one of them will fail terribly.
2. Need to taste variety
The greatest explorers of all time are men, from
Neil Armstrong, to Vasco da Gama, Marco Polo to
Bartolomeu Dias, the list is endless. Rarely do you
hear of women who were great explorers.
Dont hurt your pretty head trying to think so
hard, to give me a name of one. What I am trying
to say in simple terms is: Most men are always
tempted to try out new things, and this include
women.
You might have the prettiest face, but you lack
that hour-glass shape of Corazon Kwamboka or
have the best anterior, but your posterior is
lacking. This puts most men in a tricky situation,
as they try to get what they dont have. Needless
to say, Man cannot live on bread alone
3. No friendship with a Lady
Ever heard of the phrase, She is just my friend.
Gal, never believe that lie. A man having a gal for
a friend is like keeping a chicken for a pet. He will
eat it one day. So in whatever you do, dont let
your man keep that beautiful girl he refers to as
his best friend, because now I am sure you know
how it will end.
4. Bad-girl-good-boy syndrome
It is not only good girls that are attracted to bad-
boys, the reverse is also true. Just like dating,
your marriage should be full of excitements too.
Treat him like your boyfriend, surprise him
everyday, not with the food only, but with
everything. Its okay to be the perfect innocent
lady in public, but back in the bedroom, be his
-----.
Do for him crazy stuff that will keep his desire
burning with rage. Trust me, such a man will
always be loyal to you.
5. Finally, let boys be boys
Do not cage him, let him go out and have some
fun with his pals. Let them gossip about the girls,
drink beer over sizzling nyama choma, and watch
EPL.
At the end of it all, he will be exhausted, and
come back to you in the house, looking forward to
a fresh new week.
@ccotewa
This is probably the perfect case of a man
marrying a Kim Kardashian and still cheating on
her with a Jessica Alba. Has it ever crossed your
mind why men will always cheat on you?
Dear loyal wife, it is time I demystify this old
puzzle for you; why men cheat. Right now, put
aside all the the misguided advices offered to you
by your noisy girlfriends on how to keep your
man and listen to what I have to say.
1. The forbidden fruit
I am sure every city dweller in Kenya has come
across those Kanjos warnings written in bold
letters on public walls, Usikojoe Hapa, yet
some random guys will always just come right
there, despite the warning, to ease themselves.
Such people even have the audacity to stare at
those writings while at it.
This rather explains, the temptations that comes
with eating the forbidden fruit. So girl, before you
tag along a bevy of beautiful girls as your close
circle of friends, just know that your desperate
attempts of preventing your man from eating
one of them will fail terribly.
2. Need to taste variety
The greatest explorers of all time are men, from
Neil Armstrong, to Vasco da Gama, Marco Polo to
Bartolomeu Dias, the list is endless. Rarely do you
hear of women who were great explorers.
Dont hurt your pretty head trying to think so
hard, to give me a name of one. What I am trying
to say in simple terms is: Most men are always
tempted to try out new things, and this include
women.
You might have the prettiest face, but you lack
that hour-glass shape of Corazon Kwamboka or
have the best anterior, but your posterior is
lacking. This puts most men in a tricky situation,
as they try to get what they dont have. Needless
to say, Man cannot live on bread alone
3. No friendship with a Lady
Ever heard of the phrase, She is just my friend.
Gal, never believe that lie. A man having a gal for
a friend is like keeping a chicken for a pet. He will
eat it one day. So in whatever you do, dont let
your man keep that beautiful girl he refers to as
his best friend, because now I am sure you know
how it will end.
4. Bad-girl-good-boy syndrome
It is not only good girls that are attracted to bad-
boys, the reverse is also true. Just like dating,
your marriage should be full of excitements too.
Treat him like your boyfriend, surprise him
everyday, not with the food only, but with
everything. Its okay to be the perfect innocent
lady in public, but back in the bedroom, be his
-----.
Do for him crazy stuff that will keep his desire
burning with rage. Trust me, such a man will
always be loyal to you.
5. Finally, let boys be boys
Do not cage him, let him go out and have some
fun with his pals. Let them gossip about the girls,
drink beer over sizzling nyama choma, and watch
EPL.
At the end of it all, he will be exhausted, and
come back to you in the house, looking forward to
a fresh new week.
@ccotewa