Nyani Ngabu
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- May 15, 2006
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Sexy is a state of mind
Ok here we go
Old guy:........he sits around the house with you,spend his pension check on you,hug you,hold you ,give you comfort,and wont expect any sex from you because,well he can't get it up no way...from him we get financial security.
The ugly guy:..... he will go above and beyonf the call of duty to help you out,he will take the kids to the lessons(if you have one) after school,run you down to the grocery store,wash the car ont he weekend,baby sit the cat/dog (kama unaye)....he will provide it because he is just happy because he got a pretty girl paying attention on him (all the attention)..... from him we get ;'Me time"....
And then there is Mandingo brother:.....mandingo brother we knw what we get from him.....he's big,he is not that smart,can't hold good converstation,got muscles popping out from his eyebrows to his pinkie toe and when you see him you know he is going to out your back out.And that's all women want from mandingo brother...because he makes sure he gives it real good....mind blowing sex.
lastly a gay guy:........what a woman need froma gay guy is some one to go shopping with,who deosn't want anything fromy ou than gossip and details about what the old man bought you,which errands you sent the ugly guy to take care of and exactly how mandingo brother had you doing monkey flips for a week....its liek the gay guy gives you all the juicy stuff and smile....
Sexy is imprudent, in fact so imprudent the Swahili do not even have a word for it.
For this reason, it is foreign to me and I steer clear off it.
I know lovely, beautiful, graceful etc.
But sexy, mmh, smells of overly graphic animalistic crude innuendos and barely disguised instant gratification seeking carnal desires.
Heaven on Earth kumbe ni kitu cha kabla sjazaliwa hapa Jf?
hahahahahaha...za kitambo hizohahaha ulikuwa bado hujazaliwa weye..mie ndo hata sifikiriwi bado