luse
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- Jun 9, 2012
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Stage 1 SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on
every subject in
the known universe. You know you know
everything and you want to
pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen.
At this stage
you are always RIGHT. And of course, the person
you are talking to
is very WRONG.This makes for an interesting
argument when both
parties are SMART.
Stage 2 GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realize that you are the BEST
LOOKING person in
the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can
go up to a
perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really
want to talk to
you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you
can talk to
this person about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3 RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest
person in the
world.You can buy drinks for the entire bar
because you have an
armored truck full of money parked behind the
bar. You can also
make bets at this stage, because of course youre
still SMART, so
naturally, you will win all your bets. It doesnt
matter how much
you bet cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks
for everyone
that you fancy, because you are now the BEST
LOOKING person in the
world.
Stage 4 BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and
everyone,
especially those with whom you have been betting
or arguing. This
is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you
can also go up
to the partners of the people who you fancy and
challenge them to
a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of
losing this battle,
because you are smart, your RICH and Hell, youre
better looking
than them anyway!
Stage 5 INVISIBLE
This is the final stage of Drunkenness. at this point
you can do
anything, because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU, You
dance on a table to
impress the people who you fancy because the rest
of the people in
the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to
the person who
wants to fight you. You can walk through the street
singing at the
top of your lungs because no one can see or hear
you and because
youre still SMART you know ALL the words.
This is when you suddenly become an expert on
every subject in
the known universe. You know you know
everything and you want to
pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen.
At this stage
you are always RIGHT. And of course, the person
you are talking to
is very WRONG.This makes for an interesting
argument when both
parties are SMART.
Stage 2 GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realize that you are the BEST
LOOKING person in
the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can
go up to a
perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really
want to talk to
you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you
can talk to
this person about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3 RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest
person in the
world.You can buy drinks for the entire bar
because you have an
armored truck full of money parked behind the
bar. You can also
make bets at this stage, because of course youre
still SMART, so
naturally, you will win all your bets. It doesnt
matter how much
you bet cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks
for everyone
that you fancy, because you are now the BEST
LOOKING person in the
world.
Stage 4 BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and
everyone,
especially those with whom you have been betting
or arguing. This
is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you
can also go up
to the partners of the people who you fancy and
challenge them to
a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of
losing this battle,
because you are smart, your RICH and Hell, youre
better looking
than them anyway!
Stage 5 INVISIBLE
This is the final stage of Drunkenness. at this point
you can do
anything, because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU, You
dance on a table to
impress the people who you fancy because the rest
of the people in
the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to
the person who
wants to fight you. You can walk through the street
singing at the
top of your lungs because no one can see or hear
you and because
youre still SMART you know ALL the words.