The expert Mlokole

Ramos · Sep 7, 2012

Kama nitakuwa na-offend kundi fulani la watu, naomba msamaha mapemaaa...
Yupo mdada mmoja ambaye kwa anavyofahamika, ni mlokole 'toka utotoni'. Baada ya kutumia gia kadhaa zinazotumika katika kuwapata hawa viumbe wa kundi hili, nilifanikiwa kumuingiza line. Huku kidume nikiamini kuwa leo naenda kutesa katoto kasikojua sawa mchezo, hasa nikizingatia uzoefu wangu kiasi fulani nilionao kwa magumegume, ebwana nilipigwa sapraizi vibaya!!!
Nilichezewa mchezo ambao sikuwahi kuuona neither kwa gumegume, nor kwa mwanamke yeyote katika historia yangu ya mapenzi. Sio siri, na tena nakiri kuwa hadi gemu linaisha asubuhi alikuwa akinicheka balaa, maana kama ingekuwa mpira ningekuwa nimechapwa 3-0, kitu ambacho hakijawahi kunitokea kwenye haya magemu.

Kumbe tusiwajaji watu kwa mwonekano wa nje...

platozoom · Sep 7, 2012

Hadithi yako inatufunza nini?

Kaunga · Sep 7, 2012

'Mlokole' my foot, kuna Mlokole wa dini as in dhehebu lkn si kweli ameokoka! Anakuwa ameokoka wakati anakata mauno, yaani ni bonge la kufuru; l wonder why they use that term in the first place!

Uko baharini (duniani) na unahangaika na mawimbi unajiita umeokoka? Kwanini usifike nchi kavu (mbinguni) ambapo una uhakika wa kutokurudi baharini ndipo useme umeokoka?

MadameX · Sep 7, 2012

Huyo si mlokole ni fix tu.

ndetichia · Sep 7, 2012

Kaunga said:
'Mlokole' my foot, kuna Mlokole wa dini as in dhehebu lkn si kweli ameokoka! Anakuwa ameokoka wakati anakata mauno, yaani ni bonge la kufuru; l wonder why they use that term in the first place!

Uko baharini (duniani) na unahangaika na mawimbi unajiita umeokoka? Kwanini usifike nchi kavu (mbinguni) ambapo una uhakika wa kutokurudi baharini ndipo useme umeokoka?

ndetichia like this

Vin Diesel · Sep 7, 2012

Huyo ni mlokole mambo leo....

Kaunga · Sep 7, 2012

ndetichia said:
ndetichia like this

Kaunga is glad that ndetichia likes this!

Baba Kiki · Sep 7, 2012

Vin Diesel said:
Huyo ni mlokole mambo leo....

Hadi mnaingia kuivunja amri ya 6, hapakuwa na mlokole tena. Tatizo wewe umesema alikuwa mlokole tangu kuzaliwa, ila hujatuhakikishia kuwa bado anaendelea

The Boss · Sep 8, 2012

,mhhhhhhhhhh

mzabzab · Sep 8, 2012

relax bwana sie ndio twashindwa elewa. kumbuka mtu kuokoka haimaanishi basi yeye ndio kawa mkamilifu..all it means ni kwamba yeye ameamua kuishi maisha yenye kumpendeza MUNGU. sasa inatokea kuwa anaweza kutereza pamoja na kwamba yeye ni mlokole becoz pamoja na ulokole huo bado hajawa mkamilifu.
alafu wao wale ambao ndio hivyo double lifestyle...huku full maombi kumbe upande mwengine full shetani.

Zamaulid · Sep 8, 2012

Ramos said:
maana kama ingekuwa mpira ningekuwa nimechapwa 3-0, kitu ambacho hakijawahi kunitokea
Kumbe tusiwajaji watu kwa mwonekano wa nje...

uchapwe 3-0 kwani wewe simba!!!

SnowBall · Sep 8, 2012

Ngono wameumbiwa binadamu bana..na hao walokole nao ni binadamu ati..

Otorong'ong'o · Sep 8, 2012

Kaunga said:
'Mlokole' my foot, kuna Mlokole wa dini as in dhehebu lkn si kweli ameokoka! Anakuwa ameokoka wakati anakata mauno, yaani ni bonge la kufuru; l wonder why they use that term in the first place!

Uko baharini (duniani) na unahangaika na mawimbi unajiita umeokoka? Kwanini usifike nchi kavu (mbinguni) ambapo una uhakika wa kutokurudi baharini ndipo useme umeokoka?

I like this really.

The Boss · Sep 8, 2012

Kaunga said:
'Mlokole' my foot, kuna Mlokole wa dini as in dhehebu lkn si kweli ameokoka! Anakuwa ameokoka wakati anakata mauno, yaani ni bonge la kufuru; l wonder why they use that term in the first place!

Uko baharini (duniani) na unahangaika na mawimbi unajiita umeokoka? Kwanini usifike nchi kavu (mbinguni) ambapo una uhakika wa kutokurudi baharini ndipo useme umeokoka?

Baadhi ya walokole ni 'wagonjwa tu wa akili'
so matendo yao huwa vurugu tupu

niliwahi opoa mdada mlokole
baada ya round ya kwanza
akapanda kitandani na biblia huku yuko naked akaanza kunihubiria...

Kaunga · Sep 8, 2012

The Boss said:
Baadhi ya walokole ni 'wagonjwa tu wa akili'
so matendo yao huwa vurugu tupu

niliwahi opoa mdada mlokole
baada ya round ya kwanza
akapanda kitandani na biblia huku yuko naked akaanza kunihubiria...

Ha ha ha, yaani l can imagine hiyo scene. What did u do? Haikukuput off?

The Boss · Sep 8, 2012

Kaunga said:
Ha ha ha, yaani l can imagine hiyo scene. What did u do? Haikukuput off?

Ilini put off big time
lakini kuna kitu alisema nilikuwa nacheka kimya kimya
alisema yeye hawezi tembea na muislam au mkatoliki...
si na mimi niko humo humo....nilimdanganya mi mlokole..lol

SnowBall · Sep 8, 2012

The Boss said:
Baadhi ya walokole ni 'wagonjwa tu wa akili'
so matendo yao huwa vurugu tupu

niliwahi opoa mdada mlokole
baada ya round ya kwanza
akapanda kitandani na biblia huku yuko naked akaanza kunihubiria...

Just tell me you are kiddin' buddy...hahahahaha!!

The Boss · Sep 8, 2012

SnowBall said:
Just tell me you are kiddin' buddy...hahahahaha!!

Ni very true
kila nikikumbuka nacheka sana..

SnowBall · Sep 8, 2012

The Boss said:
Ni very true
kila nikikumbuka nacheka sana..

Sasa mzee si ulikuwa unaitikia AMEN huku mimacho umeielekeza ikulu!!..au??

snowhite · Sep 8, 2012

The Boss said:
Baadhi ya walokole ni 'wagonjwa tu wa akili'
so matendo yao huwa vurugu tupu

niliwahi opoa mdada mlokole
baada ya round ya kwanza
akapanda kitandani na biblia huku yuko naked akaanza kunihubiria...

The Boooooooooooos!ahaahhahahahhahahah duh leo umenipa kali kuliko!sasa uliendelea kweli?

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